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Genuine guy - enjoys chat with genuine females (only) of all ages. Love most sports. Bit of a joker but harmless.

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edandrews67 in reply to Mizunderstood_1: Enjoy xx
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katehoughton: Lol,,seriously mate,some people will complain about flowers ,fairies and all things fluffy within a joke,,let them be offended .
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Pontygirl2024: Hilarious πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚
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edandrews67: I hate to do this about a local business but feel you deserve to know. πŸ˜•

** Be aware **

We ordered a Chinese takeaway from a local place (we won't name them) just been to pick it up and as we were driving home, we heard the bags rustling and moving!!!

We thought what the hell is that? Has something got in the bag? We thought we could see a little pair of eyes peering out

I was driving so I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat and there it was again, more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the prawn crackers,

I thought its got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag down ...

And there it was ...

... A Peeking Duck!!! πŸ‘€
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JennyKitsune: I would actually prefer the duck…
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Sue_o007: Lol I was in supermarket today and seen peaking duck noodles and started laughing
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edandrews67: 10 - 9 - 8 - 7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1

Ding dong ding dong (as Big Ben would say)

…. Happy New Year
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Mizunderstood_1: Big Ben aint got lips like mine tho lol !!
πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹
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edandrews67 in reply to Mizunderstood_1: There’s no reply to a statement like that is there? 🀣🀣🀣

Happy New Year Miz 😘
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Mizunderstood_1: Not a happy 1 lol no but at least i saw it come in !!
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edandrews67 in reply to Mizunderstood_1: Wouldn’t agree with that !!! It’s ok to feel a bit shit at times x
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Mizunderstood_1: Id agree if it was a bit shit
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edandrews67 in reply to Mizunderstood_1: Or a lot shit then x
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edandrews67: Merry Christmas ya filthy animals
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JaneNaturallyUK: And to you!
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julesr: woof woof Ed Jx
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Hoosiers: Merry Christmas!
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Staceyuk: Merry Christmas
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MiekeJ: haha
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edandrews67: If you know, you know ….β€οΈπŸ•β€πŸ¦Ί
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julesr: And I do know,,,, Jx
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Holly2022: I know
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edandrews67: Really appreciate it Mizzy …. Especially today ❀️❀️
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julesr: woof woof Ed,,
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Mizunderstood_1 in reply to edandrews67: Ik thats why i sent it xx
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edandrews67: Sestriere Italy
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Mannx: oo lovely. never been
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Melissakainen: Don't hit a tree!
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edandrews67: Our Essex lad fave track 😘
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Mizunderstood_1: Yup 1 and only !!
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Mizunderstood_1 in reply to Hockey Canada: Ty Hockey πŸ’‹πŸ’‹
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Mizunderstood_1 in reply to edandrews67: You know im a lil Dohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lol
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Mizunderstood_1: I hope you burn your ⚽⚽z
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edandrews67: Not seeing the clouds they suggest but feeling everyone of those 38c - scorchio
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edandrews67 in reply to Mizunderstood_1: I’m boring - I don’t drink (much) lol
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Luviissa: Oh you went to it Ed ! Fab innit !! 🌻
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Mizunderstood_1 in reply to edandrews67: Was a joke lol some peeps find it hard to understand my Welsh humour idk why !
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edandrews67: Thanks Mizzy - hope you have a spooky Halloween
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Mizunderstood_1 in reply to edandrews67: If i come here yes lol probly will !!
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edandrews67: A cab driver picks up a Nun.

She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: *'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'*

She answers, *'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive'*

*'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'*

She responds, *'Well, let's see what we can do about that.'*

1. *'You have to be Single.*

2. *You must be Catholic.'*

The cab driver is very excited and says, *'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'*

*'OK'* the nun says. *'Pull into the next alley.'*

The nun fulfils his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. *'My dear child,'* says the nun, *'why are you crying?'*

*'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.'*

The nun says, *'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a fancy dress party.β€œ
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Sue_o007: πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£
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Mannx: :lololol
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edandrews67 in reply to Mizunderstood_1: It’s my age !!! (My humour is down to my age, not my premature ejaculation lol…. That is as a result of thinking about all you lovely ladies all day everyday πŸ€ͺβ€οΈπŸ’‹)
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Mizunderstood_1: Awwwwwwwww thats sweet in a way lol luvs ya..........πŸ’‹πŸ’‹
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Mizunderstood_1: But that's our secret lol.
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Mizunderstood_1: And he was brave enuff to carry it like that lol.
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Mannx: Typical
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edandrews67: Very appropriate for some of the folk on here 🀣🀣
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Sue_o007: Hahahaha πŸ˜†
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Mizunderstood_1: bull Shitters yes lol
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