Friends | We are all just pubes sitting on a toilet seat, waiting to be pissed off!!! Hey my name is Damien, aka Damo, DeMu, Dorkfish, Mr Hot Cheeks, Damyboo, Boobear, Jerkbutt, Asshole, Fuckwit, Mother Fucker [Literally], etc. I am an all round nice guy, whom once dreams of becoming a web designer as soon as I get my head in the game. I try to make everyone laugh with my level off immaturity, though I have been known to show a serious side on occasion. When in doubt about me, don't hesitate to ask, cause I don't mind what question you throw my way. And just so you know ladies, I'm 6 and a half inches... AROUND, think about it XD. |
PISS OFF, YA FUCKIN CHEAP WHORE!!!
I should really look into gettin into Porn... WHOOPSIE, I meant Poetry... But Porn equals a cheap root... Decisions Eccy, FUCKIN DECISIONS!
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