Damien K (Ecelon) Offline

39 Engaged Male from Rockhampton       11
     
We are all just pubes sitting on a toilet seat, waiting to be pissed off!!!

Hey my name is Damien, aka Damo, DeMu, Dorkfish, Mr Hot Cheeks, Damyboo, Boobear, Jerkbutt, Asshole, Fuckwit, Mother Fucker [Literally], etc. I am an all round nice guy, whom once dreams of becoming a web designer as soon as I get my head in the game. I try to make everyone laugh with my level off immaturity, though I have been known to show a serious side on occasion. When in doubt about me, don't hesitate to ask, cause I don't mind what question you throw my way. And just so you know ladies, I'm 6 and a half inches... AROUND, think about it XD.

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Ecelon: She lurks at my door. I am so very piss poor... She wants so much more...

PISS OFF, YA FUCKIN CHEAP WHORE!!!

I should really look into gettin into Porn... WHOOPSIE, I meant Poetry... But Porn equals a cheap root... Decisions Eccy, FUCKIN DECISIONS!
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jane_26: Are you okay mister? Or are these really lyrics?
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Ecelon: I sleep with monkeys, because some women are hot, some are hairy!
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Ecelon: I'm always me. Never changing, always evolving!!!
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Ecelon: Jimmy bob was ere!!!
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Ecelon: What to do... Eat / Coffee / Shave? HMMM!
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ThatGuy727: do all 3 lol
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Ecelon: Oh I did mate... I'm all clean shaven LOL
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Ecelon: IS ALIVE... ALIVE I TELLS YA... ohhhh, chocolate!
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