Just an old country feller, sitting around the house, enjoy chatting with new people, up for anything.
Driller01: John and his wife Lucy, moved back home to North Carolina, from Texas. Lucy had a wooden leg and to insure it in Texas Was $2000.00 a year!
When they arrived in North Carolina, they went to an insurance Agency, to see how much it would cost to insure the leg.
The agent looked it up on the computer and said to the couple, '$39.00.'
John was stunned and in shock asked why it was so cheap here In North Carolina to insure because it cost him $2000.00 in Texas!
The agent turned his computer screen to the couple and said, 'Well, here it is on the screen, it says: *Any wooden structure, with a sprinkler system over it, is $39.00.
Driller01: Divorces- 0
Shot a gun-yes
Quit a job-yes
Ever been on tv-yes
Hit a deer-many
Watched someone die-yes
Rode in ambulance-yes
Visited Las Vegas-yes
Sang karaoke- yes
Rode a jet- yes
Rode on a motorcycle-yes
Stayed in a hospital-yes
Have u ever been attested- yes
Driller01: God arrived this morning at my house. We spent some time talking and He held me because I was having a bad morning. I told him that you needed Him too, so He left and is heading to your place. When He gets to you escort Him to the next stop. Please don't leave Him to sleep on your computer, the message He's carrying is very important and needs to go around. Say a prayer and then pass him on to bless others. Our assignment is to love and spread the Gospel throughout the world. Oh God, please help the unemployed, the sad, the sick, the hungry, the homeless and all who suffer from some kind of disease, especially fear and hate. Have a blessed day and touch somebody's life today in Jesus' name. Jesus has chosen you today to be a point of contact, touch someone today and tell them how much God loves them..