Doxie Cruz (doxiecruz) Offline

49 Divorced Female from Decatur       13
         
Im a mother of 4; 2 boys and 2 girls ages 19 to 24. have 3 BEAUTIFUL grand-daughters; Aaliyah & Harlow & Serenity. Have 1 Handsome Grandson Roman.

Im childish, selfish, and emotional. I like being stupid silly and im very loud and obnoxious.

Just when you think you've got me figured out,
The season's already changin'.

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doxiecruz: The ambitious will always be first in the crowd; he presseth forward, he looketh not behind him. More anguish is it to his mind to see one before him, than joy to leave thousands at a distance.

~~Akhenaten
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doxiecruz: The Gambler

Bob had been gambling in the casinos of Las Vegas all weekend and was down on his luck, he’d lost over $30,000!



He had gambled away all his money, including his emergency money and had to borrow a dime from another gambler just to use the men’s room.



By luck the stall happened to be open, so he gambled his last borrowed dime in a slot machine and hit the $500 jackpot!



He took his lucky winnings and went to the blackjack table and turned his winnings into ten million dollars before calling it a day.



Wealthy beyond his wildest dreams, Bob went on the lecture circuit, where he told his incredible lucky gambling story.



He told his audience of unlucky gamblers that he was eternally grateful to his benefactor, and if he ever found the man who made his current life possible, he would share his lucky fortune with him right down the middle.



After months of gambling lectures, a man in the audience jumped up and said, “I’m that man. I was the one who gave you the dime.”



Bob replied “You’re not the one I’m looking for. I’m looking for the guy who left the stall door open!”
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uranium235: In your profile I read you have a technical degree, can you advise me about getting a degree on avionics? I am forced to do business as I have no choice but I still wish to become an engineer even now. Please reply
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doxiecruz: http://www.bachelorstudies.com/Bachelor/India/
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doxiecruz: I hope those will offer you some sort of help
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doxiecruz:
As a guitarist, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper’s cemetery in the back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost.

I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch.

I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn’t know what else to do, so I started to play.

The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like I’ve never played before for this homeless man.

And as I played ‘Amazing Grace,’ the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together. When I finished I packed up my guitar and started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full.

As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, “I never seen nothin’ like that before and I’ve been putting in septic tanks for twenty years.”

Apparently, I’m still lost.
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Matkaveli: Wow... that's quite the story!
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doxiecruz: Lol
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doxiecruz: Yep; specially when I first plastic welded my radiator, and once that gave out also; I replaced it...CAUSE I'M A GIRL! *Booh-yah!
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doxiecruz: Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily.

~~Napoleon Bonaparte
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doxiecruz: Come in. Come in, my child. We mustn't lurk in doorways. It's rude. One might question your upbringing. -Ursula
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doxiecruz to EmikoSuperstar: Thanks for the chat gorgeous! Have a great day
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doxiecruz: Politics is when you say you are going to do one thing while intending to do another. Then you do neither what you said nor what you intended.

~~Saddam Hussein
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doxiecruz: The only good is knowledge, and the only evil is ignorance.

~Herodotus
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doxiecruz: She's my daughter
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doxiecruz: Thank you
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uranium235: hello
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doxiecruz: Chatting with my Grandson..Best lil man I know <3
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doxiecruz: Prayer indeed is good, but while calling on the gods a man should himself lend a hand.

Hippocrates
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doxiecruz: “Truth does not change because it is, or is not, believedby a majority of the people.”
-Hypatia
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doxiecruz: Feeling so overwhelmed. Life is not supposed to be this difficult at once... ~Give me strength~
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doxiecruz: Slow as night. Playing yahtzee cause I'm so dam wild. O.o
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doxiecruz: 4 more days; I hit 41....*I'm so excited!*
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doxiecruz: The Psychiatrist and The Proctologist

Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that,
in spite of two different specialties they would open a practice together to share
office space and personnel.

Dr. Johnson was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up
a sign reading: "Dr. Johnson and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors". The town
council was livid and insisted they change it. So, the docs changed it to read:
"Schizoids and Hemorrhoids".


This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to read.
"Catatonics and High Colonics" - Still no go.


Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives" - thumbs down again.

Then came "Minds and Behinds" - still no good.


Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes" - unacceptable again!
So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts" Not a chance. "Nuts and Butts" - no way.
"Freaks and Cheeks" - still no good. "Loons and Moons" - forget it.


Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with:
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends".

Everyone loved it.
-Anonymous
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