Friends | DougPrime: hoes vs. hos (a poem): hoes are for gardening, hos are for hardening. hoes are for tilling, hos are for drilling. hoes are for dirt, hos are made to squirt. hoes are for a garden box, hos are for a garden of cocks. hoes go into soil, hos without dicks spoil. hoes make holes for seeds, hos are holes for seed. hoes are for irrigation, hos chafe with irritation. hoes plant for the east, hos chant 'please, no yeast'. hoes have wooden handles, hos like heat from candles. hoes have metal tips, hos like any tips. hoes do not have eyes, hos live for creampies. hoes do not have hobbies, hos will sell their bodies. hoes do not have homes, hos do not like poems. THE END |