I'm a nice guy with a dark side. I can be good or bad depending on the conversation. I like learning new things, telling jokes, or being a friend when people need one.
I don't like people that judge or think that they are better than anyone else.
doug319: With the corona virus and the riots, I'm surprised Mexico hasn't volunteered to finish building the wall by now....
doug319: A reporter on CNN said that at the end of the day, the thing that will keep you safe is common sense. This means most people are in serious trouble.....
doug319: A friend of mine went on vacation to China and he brought me a souvenir. He said, "Here, this was made in China!" I said, "Thanks, but I already have a house full of things that were made in China. You should have brought me something that was made in Detroit!".
doug319: I heard on the radio this morning that today is national skeptics day, but seeing as how I have no other source of information for that claim, I find it hard to believe.....
doug319: In the news; Today the first inaugural Alzheimer's skydiving event ended in tragedy when half of the participants forgot to deploy their parachutes after leaving the plane......
doug319: Today in science, researchers have discovered that If men take Viagra with iron supplements, it will cause them to spin around and point North.
doug319: If a Fire-Fighter's career can go up in smoke, and a plumber's career can go down the drain, can a hooker get laid off?
doug319: Just a reminder, for all the friends that received a book from me for Christmas, they're due back at the library in two weeks.
johnthomas12271966: Send me a friend request message me so we can chat looking forward to it I'll give you my phone number call me I would love to chat with somebody from Battle Creek
doug319: Life Lessons; This election season, let's remember that, "Because it would be hilarious,"... is not a good reason to vote for someone to be president.