JUST A NICE GUY ... KEEPING IT "LOCAL" .. On Wire for Pleasantries & a Few Chuckles
DONUSVET: IMPORTANT ADVICE for the MEN (Single or married) Please be sure to be WIDE AWAKE for that late night, get out of bed go to the bathroom, URINATION or ELIMINATION ... for if you aren't totally awake, you run the risk of peeing in the hamper or falling into the toilet bowl with the seat still up Don't laugh ladies .. You may NOT pee into your hamper, but you can STILL park your ass in the toilet bowl
Please don't ask HOW I know ..
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Cheese n Crackers: Hard to believe some have never even tried a Taco 🌮. Thought it was like 🍕...had and enjoyed by all!! Learn something everyday...even here in WC chat.🤭. Another good one Don, thanks for sharing!👍
DONUSVET: LAUGH IF YOU CARE TO ...
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends And is now growing in the middle.BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.RAISIN: A grape with a sunburnSECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.WRINKLES: Something other people have, Similar to my character lines.