 Friends         | I'm pretty awesome.  bhryudin: This comment has been deleted 5 years ago • Report • Link 0  DJ Micky Trick to Angelican: To be honest ... I reckon when you're older, like 40, you're gonna be one hot cougar. If you have kids, their friends are gonna be checking you out fo sho. DJ Micky Trick to MsVanity: Boo! Sooo, if you're not doing anything on Saturday 22nd Feb, I'm playing a set at Roxy Hotel if you'd like to come past... DJ Micky Trick added new images to his album Profile Pictures     36 New Pictures added to Profile Pictures DJ Micky Trick: Seriously thinking of deleting this soon. Taking up way too much time. Who ever wants to keep in touch add me on Facebook "Micky Trick" or comment below! Ciao DJ Micky Trick to MsVanity: Hahaha did you hear wet n wild just got cancelled! Sucked in to everyone that bought tickets. I had a feeling something was gonna go wrong lol  MsVanity: OMG that totally sucks.. I had heard bad things about that place so far, they need more time to iron out the problems  DJ Micky Trick: Yeah they rushed everything. Apparently there was a technical issue. Maybe they ran out of water? Lol. DJ Micky Trick: Summing up my life in 2013 ... Fought a court case that lasted 8 months which I ultimately lost and drained the hell out of my family and I, had my Nonno pass away, brain raped trying to get through a year of getting my builder's licence, worked very hard to save money for a bunch of different goals I have, bought an investment property, lost a good friend, gained a new family member, and dropped 8 kilos! Although it's been without a doubt the worst year of my life, I've implemented things this year that will make 2014 sooo much better. And I'm still standing! Bring it on 2014 ... I'm going to make you my bitch =) DJ Micky Trick to MsVanity: If you see fireworks in the area tonight ... if it's not marconi club it's probably me lol. We just bought a huge bag of fireworks! What are your plans tonight anyway? After midnight I'm heading out to the city. Happy New Year x MsVanity: I'll be in the city tonight, at my friend's apartment. They have an awesome view of the fireworks from there. I should be heading out soon if I'm going to get a car spot.. or I can just catch the train.. DJ Micky Trick: Sounds like a fun night =) yeah trains are running all night tonight! Have a great night DJ Micky Trick: MAN RULES AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN FINALLY, the guys' side of the story. ( I MUST ADMIT, IT'S PRETTY GOOD.) WE ALWAYS HEAR 'THE RULES' FROM THE FEMALE SIDE NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE THESE ARE OUR RULES! PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE! 1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS. 1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN. 1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL. 1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE: SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK! STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK! OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK! JUST SAY IT! 1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION. 1.. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR. 1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS. 1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T ASK US. 1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE. 1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH. IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF. 1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS. 1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE... 1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS.. PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS. 1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY 'NOTHING,' WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE. 1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR.. 1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE...REALLY. 1.. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS. 1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES. 1 .. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES. 1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE! 1.. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.. BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? IT'S LIKE CAMPING... View all 4 posts DJ Micky Trick: "The smaller your dick, the more you will fuck. You dont believe me, look at the two largest populations in the world." - Russell Peters |
