Dance your assss off

Sooo, this may be what I've been doing with my time. Unsurprisingly, it pays fairly poorly...they pay me in Gold Bond and Bing Cherries.

How have you been? heh

Okay TL, here you go

I wonder if that's why Billy Connolly says he doesn't trust men in kilts?

Yaaay, it's raining...

Do you think ants get a stomach ache, if they eat too much candy?

Why don't spiders get diarrhea?

Why do I think of this shit when I'm on my front porch?

Oh, uh huh...

I just peed, and it sounded like I was opening a hailing frequency on Star Trek, should I keep that to myself?



Aaaaaaaand they touched vagina last, coming out of the birth canal. Woot!

A Mexican, Native American, & a white girl walk into a Thai Restaurant...

because it was Sylvia, Darius, and I.

<rimshot>

Had a day out with friends, wheee! Tried a new Thai place, and we all decided to choose drinks and entrees we'd never tried before. Sylvia's was the best, mine was okay, and Darius' was inedible. I split mine w/ Darius, was an adventure, haha Manicures or pedicures were next on the list and now I'm doing laundry. That seems a bit anticlimactic, hmmm

PSI...umm is that for summer or winter?

I'm really glad I have a big mouth and talk to everybody, lol Leaving work today, David from a few doors down pointed out I had a flat/low tire. Sha-Weet! Headed to the nearest gas station for an air pump, "...does this thing take nickels?"

I felt like such a girl. I really did let out enough air to have my car almost on its rim, before I realized - holding down that little lever, is *not* the way to put air in. On the right track, and feeling clever w/ the lever now, I try to read my PSI. hahaha I swear it was in binary...wtf do all those zeros and ones mean? I did what seemed smartest, I just turned my head and went for it. My car seemed to be level on the way home, so I got that going for me.

Why I won't change my profile pic, just yet...

Leona426
Sent: May 22 2009
change ya pic!
deja_vous
deja_vous
Sent: May 22 2009
lol why? I really dig it right now
Leona426
Leona426
Sent: May 22 2009
i hate it!!!!
i hate it!!!!
deja_vous
deja_vous
Sent: May 22 2009
I know, I did, too...was uber creepy
now I'm used to it, doesn't scare me anymore, heh

besides, us ugly girls have to have pics, too, we can't all look like you
Leona426
Leona426
Sent: May 22 2009
change it please!
deja_vous
deja_vous
Sent: May 22 2009
sorry, not yet
Leona426
Leona426
Sent: May 22 2009
u suck!
sorry but i hate ya attitude!
deja_vous
Sent: May 22 2009
that I used to be afraid of my pic, and now I like it?

okay, well sorry you feel that way...

just so you know? ur the one demanding I change my pic

*shrug
Leona426
Leona426
Sent: May 22 2009
shut up & do it!
or shut up!
deja_vous
deja_vous
Sent: May 22 2009
lol r u serious?
Leona426
Leona426
Sent: May 22 2009
yes i am!
i 'll chat whit the admin to bann ya pic!
deja_vous
deja_vous
Sent: May 22 2009
wow, okay, go for it
Leona426
Sent: May 22 2009
whateva...
now i don't wana chat whit u!
deja_vous
deja_vous
Sent: May 22 2009
ur unfriended, so the feeling is mutual...

have a good day, lol
Leona426
Leona426
Sent: May 22 2009
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no more of ya content please!
deja_vous
deja_vous
Sent: May 22 2009
I think you might need medication...

next time you ask someone to add you? you might want to look past their picture...

Leona426
Leona426
Sent: May 22 2009
f off!
please!
deja_vous
Sent: May 22 2009
I'll be sure to tell that to the administration, the lovely chatting way you have...should they ever contact me.

you can stop responding anytime, and btw? you intitated this conversation, demanding I change my pic.

thought you were kidding, but you really are that shallow

Smileys omitted to protect the sensitive.

There ya have it. Wahay!

Beatles and narcissism

The Beatles are the *worst* band to link to, because they are so popular. Some whiney b*@y^ is always gonna come along and cry about copyright infringement. Nevermind, I have all of the songs in my blogs on cd, except this one, heh.

How could I have this song legally? I can buy a heather gray t-shirt, but not this song. I feel like I've waited *forever* for a song to come out, which mentioned my name. There's that Carpenter's instrumental, which totally blows. And then one day, BLAMMO, the f^z&w&' Beatles! woot! Life is the coolest thing.

So from the White Album bootleg, the predictably short linked - Heather, by The Beatles. I think Donovan did the clapping. Double sweet!



Now this just makes me think of my Grandma's purse for some reason. What would you find there?
Dentyne and Rain Dashers. Important artifacts in a civilized society, to be sure.

Walk right, through the door...

My thinking is, if I'm going to jack something, I'd want it to be worth the risk. You know, a big-screen tv, or a new car...could really use one of those. That way, if I go to jail, I'm not the dumbass sitting in the tank explaining how that card of $1.29 bobby pins "fell" into my purse. Seriously.

"What are you in for?"

"Bobby pins."

"What? Sounded like you said 'bobby pins'!"

"I stole $1.29 worth of bobby pins."

What's even more ridiculous, the people who *know* you both know they're only in the store to jack...yet they try anyway. At least attempt to have a cover story...maybe look more like a potential customer, rather than an unbathed crackhead.

That way, when you're looking at $80 flatirons, you may possibly seem like you're buying a gift for a girlfriend, instead of someone a mother stepped in front of her children to protect them from.

Was a good time playing peek-a-boo with you. Almost as much fun watching you put styling appliances down your pants. I even saw your indecisiveness at which curling iron to steal next. I would've gone with the hot pink one, personally.

I couldn't watch you all the time, sure. Was busy earning a paycheck. Thank you for the scary confrontation, though. You smelled delicious, and I was especially excited about making you empty your pants. Hope you filled the back end of them during your abysmal exit. Blarrgh!

yar

I like it when I step on my back patio at nearly 11 pm, and it's still warm on my bare feet.

When I text with a friend I just saw five minutes before, and they can still make me laugh hysterically.

When my throw-away job, leaves me feeling centered, in spite of everything.

My big brother tells me I'm "beautiful," unexpectedly.

I'm able to get a moment of focus, and realize I'm really *not* that important in the big scheme of things, and neither are my problems. Being a person is good enough.

And, I especially like it, when all of these things occur in a single day. Lucky!