Dominick Mckeon (Damhnaic) Offline

43 Single Male from Kalamazoo       12
         
I work in IT; network data/network operations (NOC) at a hospital that fortune magazine magazine rated one of the 100 best across all fields nation-wide in the US. and attend college full time. I enjoy doing things outdoors, like Hiking, Camping, Sailing, Golfing. I enjoy Science, Technology, Philosophy, Comedies, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Horror and many other genres; mostly Sci-Fi though in books. I'll eat anything. religious books along all paths (same mountain) and history movies, and TV.

Like everyone else I like music; eclectic style; a bit eccentric. Again, I like all genres. I could bore you with a list; instead:

Shipmate, philosopher extrodinaire. Scourge o' th' WWW. Come aboard me flagship fer a riotous good time, enjoy a life o' plunder, skulduggery, witty banter, an' mischief.

You want t' know me. I be funnier than a clown car that..s on fire. I can keel haul on water, eat live bullets an' bilge water ice cream. I canna put any pictures o' myself on here (or anywhere else) on accoun' o' th' mere sight o' me makes lasses..s ovaries explode wi' anticipation. Me pheromones alone ben known t' make lasses orgasm at 30 paces. Thar be only 3 truly bad-arse swabbies on th' planet, an' th' other two send ME Christmas cards. I once had sex in th' bunk o' a tractor-trailer, an' when I orgasmed some o' me sperm shot into th' dashboard... an' thus, Optimus Prime be born. While travelin' th' world tryin' t' find somethin' cooler than myself, I happened across a Bedouin family that be dyin' o' thirst in th' desert. I saved the'r lives by squeezin' grape Kool-Aid from a nearby rock. By bein' added t' me buddy list ye will instantly become smarter, stronger, an' more attractive... if nay, jus' return th' unused portion fer a full refund.

I laugh a lot and can be sarcastic at times so if that annoys you; well, you (I hope )get the idea. Aside from that; if you still want to contact me feel free to drop me a line.

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Kristylynn: dude i almost got arrested by chuck norris, shit sucks. i swore i was gonna find him and kick his ass but when i got the chance i wussed out. hes a volunteer sherriff in a reaaally small town in texas. u shouldnt join sides with him. cops are bad.
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Damhnaic to Kristylynn: The new image looks positively elfin...just FYI, still provocative.
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Damhnaic to Kristylynn: A fellow pirate, Aye should'a known
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Lisa909: My favorite
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Damhnaic: Anyone else have Xbox?
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Damhnaic: Shweet, whatcha play hun? Add me? "Spectral Hassle"
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collared kitten84: i play mw3(in a clan too) and guitar hero. sometimes Left4Dead.
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Damhnaic to selsarah: Gets, I can't see what I'm typing; wire club isn't made for smartphones I guess. Anyhow, hi.
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Damhnaic: I am befuddled, at a loss, I need of laughter
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Damhnaic: I am befuddled, at a loss, I need of laughter
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AlishaLucky: I popped your comment cherry
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