Just be you.
I'm unlikely to chat with you if you're under 45 or over 100.
Chatting is my guilty pleasure. I'm not looking to meet or date or anything besides chat. It can be easier sharing things with strangers I'll never meet than with people I see day to day.
Please don't be so literal with everything - no, I'm not actually a monster, so don't lead with that. No, the room I'm in probably doesn't directly apply to me, it's just a place to chat. OK?
Daddys Lil Monster: Message for all the men in chat: you're so lucky to have so many beautiful women amongst you! I'm not talking about the super-fake model profiles, but women of all ages and body types that are objectively attractive - willing to put up with your crap on here and keep coming back. No, we're not all perfect, but I'm constantly surprised by how many of us are nice, cute, and 'normal'...so no, a compliment from you doesn't just have to be an 'in' to rope us into a convo that inevitably leads to sex talk - but it can just be something nice you share and move on. Try it sometime!
minstrel312: It's not to me. I have friends of all ages. It's also why I don't put my age on my profile and why a lot of people of all ages don't either. The people involved define the relationship, not the others around them.