chopped liver: I remember one time this girl was walking down the sidewalk in the opposite direction, and I didn't realize I was staring but I couldn't help it anyways because she was dressed up and looked so beautiful. all of a sudden this reject guy nobody that must have been her date was in my face "IM WITH HEEER" "how unfortunate for her"
Twistdmuahaha8D: A friend of mine was talking to his buddy about how he wasn't into girls with bushy armpits-unfortunately a chick overheard this conversation and went ballistic on him, he replied " I wasn't talking to you, go away"
So I said, "Excuse me". She goes, "I'm waiting for my boyfriend".
"Cool, I'm waiting for you to move".
Retard.