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I just wanted to say you are absolutely stunning. Your nonchalant banter and endless failing insults highly arouse and interest me. I hope you don't mind that a guy is turned on by your high rate of humor failure but rest assured you do have many many fans, for which I am one of.

Perhaps one day we can go on a tropical cruise to perhaps Israel, Palestine, Iraq, or maybe even somewhere in south Africa. I will bring my laptop so you can log onto wireclub and harass chat users because I wouldn't want to be wasting your time. I understand that is a full time job for you and I am willing to compromise.

Until we can meet and I see such a strong willed, minded, and body individual in person I will continue to lust for you over this 15.5" display and sit in awe of your simply yet complex beauty, I hope you have a wonderful day

Until we meet,

Brian McGoCartRacer.


OMFG!!! THAT WAS HILARIOUS !!! LMFAO!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!! OMG!! I've NEVER LAUGHED SOOOOO HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!! OMG you've gotta tell me though, how many drafts you made, and how many spelling errors you had to correct before you posted that. Oh yeah...and how many times you hesitated pressing the send button...the whole "should I , or shouldn't I" debacle! OMG though STILL, HILARIOUS get a gold star!!! YAYYYY!!!! And yes...i WOULD LOVE to go away with you, when you grow up and get out of mommies basement....and start paying your own internet bill, you gimme a call ok?!! HILARIOUS THOUGH... you're my new best friend!!

I love FAIL trolls YAY!!!

E relationships

Well.....where do I begin really??!!

I think the best thing would be to start with a disclaimer. This is JUST my HUMBLE OPINION PPL.....and YES some of what is contained herein I include myself don't get all pissy on me!!

Ok then. This seems to be a common theme on the Internet. More and more ppl are meeting, chatting with, and finally hooking up IRL (In real life) with someone that they have met online. Now let me start by saying.....this is where the world is going I suppose...and we have to change with it. The internet is quickly and more forcefully becoming the new dating medium of the future...if it isn't already. There are hundreds, if not thousands of "actual" dating sites out there, and I'm not talking about Adult friend finder either pervs! There are actual honest to goodness sites that match you up with someone depending on certain compatibility standards. These all seem well and good, I will be the first one to agree that most of them at least SEEM to have good intentions. However what road does this lead us down? What will "meeting" someone and "dating" someone become in 5 10 yrs....20? Will we dispense with the human contact altogether...I mean we're pretty much there now. Why go out on a "date" when you can get basically the same thing over the computer, and not have to spend anymore money save for your monthly connection fee. I think it's a sad state of affairs we're heading towards. A great "disconnection" , if you will, and we all wonder why people are more depressed now than ever in human history. We seal ourselves off from human contact and replace it with , words on a screen, and colorful pixels, in the hopes that the person on the other end Isn't a complete and utter psycho!! Personally .....I prefer the old fashioned way of meeting someone.....ACTUALLY GOING OUTSIDE AND MEETING SOMEONE!! Now ...that being said...and Internet dating sites being what they are....yes....there are good and bad sides to it...and of course everyone will have a differing opinion. However....the thing that bothers me the most is right here on wire, well ANY chatroom or social networking program to be precise. The first and foremost thing everyone needs to realize in a chatroom......YOU HAVE NO Fwx@$&^ IDEA WHO YOU MAY BE CHATTING WITH!!! .....Let me say that again....YOU HAVE NOOOOO IDEA WHO YOU MAY BE CHATTING WITH!!! The dating sites...well, the recognized, bonded, official ones anyways...have MANY checks and balances to ensure a NON PSYCHO encounter, if two parties decide to meet. However, chat programs and social networking sites, such as wire...HAVE NO SUCH SAFEGUARDS!! That's why it blows my mind when I see all these users on here....going/moving to meet other users they don't even know!!! It's craziness's foolish and have no idea who this person is...or what they are about...and you're just off to go meet them???!!! ARE YOU ON C%#&z??!! I know exactly what you are all thinking....."But CRASH...I know this person...I've talked to them for over a year....not just on wire either". Remember Majalie Cajuste, the girl that was lured by an internet nut from myspace, and killed? You know how long they talked before that happened? A YEAR AND A HALF...yes that's right. When it comes to the internet time is relative...and doesn't really mean too much. Don't get me wrong....I know you can meet bad people offline to...however..the internet just makes it THAT much easier. It's a stalker/rapists/criminals dream come true. Especially when dealing with Foolish Ignorant people, that have E bfs and E gfs...and are IN E people aren't THAT stupid are you?!! Either stupid or EXTREMELY desperate for a relationship, that you would throw caution directly out the window. I'm sure if you ran the numbers on internet "meetings" from a chat/social site it would go something like this.......

#of ppl then met up and nothing happened: 80%

#of ppl that met up and sparks flew and the whole 9: 18%

#of ppl that met up and something tragic happened: 2%

Yes ...that is not a big percentage, however it's STILL a percentage!! And that's just A could be higher!! Basically the point to all my ramblings is, it just IRKs me when people on chat sites and SN sites get it in their head to go meet someone, that all they really know about them WHAT THAT PERSON HAS TOLD THEM!! Especially if you're flying overseas...I mean ..WOW...first thing you do when you a gun!! All that psycho shit aside...meeting someone from a chat site seems pointless in the long run ANYWAYS...because even if they are telling you the truth about still don't know THEM. You know an Idealized version of them, and to say..omg we are sooo in love, and we're gonna meet up and move in together is just plain retarded!! To say that about someone you have NEVER met is totally ridiculous and just makes you look stupid. Talking and getting to "know" someone in a chat room is one thing....doing that in REAL LIFE is COMPLETELY different!! I guess some people seem to think they are the same however!! *sigh* Soooo, yeah...well I suppose I'm done rambling for now kiddos...just my opinions as I said in the disclaimer. But seriously guys....try disconnecting for a bit, getting out in the REAL world...and see if you can meet someone that you can Actually look in the eyes...and oh I dunno...TOUCH WITH YOUR HANDS!!


Too Attractive to Work These Days?!?!

With the economy in a perpetual state of disarray, people are doing whatever they can to find gainful employment. The office workers are now construction workers, the waiters are now janitors, and yes even the odd C.E.O. is now but a lowly short order cook. However, as I was perusing the news today one does, over coffee and crumpets that's a lie...I hate crumpets!! Anyways, I came upon an interesting story about a young lady who works...or should I say WORKED at Citibank. Apparently this woman was fired for being "Too Attractive" and having a distracting effect on the males that worked with her. She is now engaged in a law suit with said bank.

Yes, that is her.... Ms. Debrahlee Lorenzana, 33 and a divorced single mother. Yes I do agree that she is attractive, however a few points come to mind that I would now like to point out.

A.) Good for you Deb...sue the shit out of those idiotic fools!! I hope you end up owning that bank honey!!

B.) The very simple fact that this woman was fired for being "Too Attractive" says to me that the management in that particular bank is smoking some good drugs or just plain STUPID!! The problem isn't Debrahlee Mr. Bank's your MALE employees who apparently haven't had a date and/or s&% in 1000 years. Yes Debrahlee is attractive, but she is not APHRODITE, and there are plenty of attractive women out there in the workforce today, NOT getting fired for what I consider to be one of the STUPIDEST reasons EVER!!!

C.) As I said above, the real problem is your male employees. If they are being "distracted" by an attractive woman and cannot perform their jobs correctly ....then they are obviously in the wrong line of work and should perhaps think about construction or serving on a submarine!! To blame a woman instead of THE OBVIOUS culprits, (the male horndogs) is ridiculous. You need to rethink your discipline strategy and punish those that are.....oh I don't know ...ACTUALLY RESPONSIBLE!!

So to sum it all up a phrase.... C'MOOOONNN REALLLLYYY!!!?? If I don't see a "fake news" skit about this on SNL I will be very surprised!! It's shit like this that make individuals lose faith in the world!! When did we become so ...well down right STUPID?! So I suppose the moral of this story is .....If you are scratch that....if you are even a MILDLY attractive woman.....think long an hard before you apply to Citibank...because apparently with the exception of you....the staff is comprised of horribly ugly women and men with perpetual boners and the distractibility factor of a 2 year old!

Good luck Deb, I hope you slaughter them in the lawsuit, and when you win be sure to write that manager a nice little letter saying thank you for all the money, if he's not fired within the next week for making such a colossal blunder.!!

^^^ The full story and other links to it if you all are so inclined.

THE BEST "COMMENCEMENT SPEECH" EVER! As written my Mary Schmich.

Mary Schmich's "Wear Sunscreen Speech"

Ladies and gentlemen of the class of '97.

Wear Sunscreen.

If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Oh, never mind. You will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they've faded. But trust me, in 20 years, you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked. You are not as fat as you imagine.

Don't worry about the future. Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind, the kind that blindside you at 4 pm on some idel Tuesday. Do one thing every day that scares you.


Don't be reckless with other people's hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.


Don't waste your time on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long and, in the end, it's only with yourself. Remember compliments you receive. Forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how. Keep your old love letters. Throw away your old bank statements.


Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life. The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives. Some of the most interesting 40-year- olds I know still don't. Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees. You'll miss them when they're gone. Mayber you'll marry, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary. Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much, or berate yourself either. Your choices are half chance. So are everybody's else's.

Enjoy your body. Use it every way you can. Dont' be afraid of it or of what other people think of it. It's the greatest instrument you'll ever own.

Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but your living room.

Read the directions, even if you don't follow them.

Do not read beauty magazines. They will only make you feel ugly.

Get to know your parents. You never know when they'll be gone for good. Be nice to your siblings. They're your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.

Understand that friends come and go, but with a precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle, because the older you get, the more you need the people who knew you when you were young.

Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard. Live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Travel.

Accept certain inalienable truths. Prices will rise. Politicians will philander. You, too will get old. And when you do, you'll fantasize that when you were young, prices were reasonable, politicians were noble, and children respected their elders.

Respect your elders.

Don't expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund. Maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse. But you never know when either one might run out.

Don't mess too much with your hair or by the time you're 40 it will Look 85. Be careful whose advice you buy, but be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia. Dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth.

But trust me on the sunscreen.




The Dog's Diary:

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!

9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!

1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!

7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

The Cat's Diary:

Day 983 of My Captivity

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...


WOW......and again I say WOW!!! ...and I also need to add LMFAO! Once again I will all of you out there that know know how I am ...I have my faults...but THIS GIRL IS OBVIOUSLY COMPLETELY INSANE!! ... She is trying to make me out to be an ax#&*~& to cover up the fact that she is a FAKE and a LIAR!!! Rather than just ADMIT that she is fake...she turns this into a WHOLE BIG THING about how I "beat up a country girl". LMFAO, I mean REALLYYY??!! Every one of HER PICS she uses on her profile is from a porn site...EVERY SINGLE ONE....she made plans to meet at least 4 different ppl from wire..that I know off...and something always "COMES UP" at the last minute. Her Voice isn't the same as WHOEVER that girl is on the porn site, and her cam is ALWAYS MYSTERIOUSLY BROKEN. I mean...c'mon ppl ...even a monkey could tell they were being decieved! LMFAO....but as I said...rather than just ADMIT SHE IS FAKE...she would rather blame me and make me look like an ass...when it's her that is in the wrong. Katie..aka Cuddles...says...she has a "dark past" and she isn't proud of "doing porn" ...ok...if that was true....WHO IN THEIR RIGHT F%wz~x MIND WOULD USE ALL THE PICS FROM HER SOO CALLED "dark past" ???!! Does that make any f@^y$^y sense to anyone whatsoever??!! LMFAO. So either she is a Masochist that likes to be reminded of her "horrible" past all the time.....ORRRRRRR SHE IS A LIAR!! hmmmmmmm. I'm sorry ppl....this is just totally ridiculous and if anyone out there actually believes her sad ass are just as f%w@%w up as her....seeing that all the evidence that she is a fake and a liar is staring everyone in the face. But whatever....she's leaving and good riddance. To Katie...aka Cuddles: You are some piece of work have got how to lie and manipulate down pat. Congratulations for fooling all these ppl into believing your lies. However....I truly hope you get some help, and stop blaming everyone else for your problems that you create yourself. Take care girl....and I truly hope you don't act IRL like you do here. Bubye now.


Hello to all my friends ...just a real quick response to "katies" blog about me, yes I am who she is talking about. Anyone out there that knows me ..knows I can be crazy at times...and yes I admit...even a little bit of an a~x&#w$. But what I am NOT is a LIAR!! The blog that "Katie" posted is a Blatant Lie. She is trying to paint me as an ax%#@%# and a liar to take the spotlight off herself and hide the fact that she is indeed "FAKE". I know this may come as a shock to some of her it did with me....but I feel that if someone is going to be "friends" with someone else ...that one thing they should be is HONEST. Now I'm not saying that they have to reveal all their life secrets, however I think that if you are someone's "friend" you should at least be honest with WHO you ACTUALLY are and WHAT you actually look like. That being said....ALL OF KATIES pics...I'm talking EVERY SINGLE ONE of them....even the ones she sent to me on my cellphone are from a porn site. Now she INSISTS that it is her, and that she did porn back in the day, as she said in her blog. However, this just doesn't make much sense to me...and her stories that she tells me and others are soooo full of holes , that I just don't see how anyone could believe her. You would think that if she isn't fake, that she would at least have ONE pic that isn't from this site ...right.....however that is NOT the case. I have talked to "Katie" on numerous I know what "her" voice sounds like.....and ...I am not an I can tell the difference between a "dubbed" voice and a real one, as i'm sure most ppl can. The voices DID not match ppl, NOT EVEN CLOSE....and it was NOT a dub over. So draw your own conclusions, believe what you like....however I am telling you , beyond a doubt that Katie Lynn...A.K.A. Cuddles143 is fake...and if you doubt me...just take a look here ... What is more likely ppl...that she used to do "porn" or that she is fake?? Hmmmmmmmmmmm??!!! Like I said ...some of you are going to believe what you want...and some of you are going to back her up ..NO MATTER WHAT...and ya know that's fine, if you want to delude yourself ...that is your decision. I just wanted to clear the air... and let everyone know ...what is what. As I said...come to your own conclusions.... all I can say i feel betrayed and pissed that someone that was suppose to be my "friend" would lie to me...and CONTINUE to try to lie...after she was caught. Oh well...I have said my piece..check out the link if you care to...other than that...i suppose i have said all i can.


I would like to tell you all a little story. A story about a little girl, who has the psychotic need to be right, and/or "win" all the time. A story about a girl, who is so obviously used to getting her own way, that when she doesn't, she goes to any length to make it happen. Any length being, instigating fights,(or trying to), badmouthing people and making up ridiculous lies. However, when all that doesn't work she runs and gets a mod and whines about how she is being "picked on" when it is 90% of the time...the other way around. This is a story about __skullsx_ A.K.A. †¦~¦† . This is a girl, who thinks the whole of wire is against her, and everyone ELSE is ganging up on her. What she fails to realize is that she obviously has emotional, if not mental problems...and projects those onto everyone else. She never stops to think that maybe SHE is the problem, and to just relax a little and realize that NOT everyone is out to get her! She blames everyone else, and if you have an opinion that differs from hers, WATCH OUT...she'll jump down your throat and rip you a new one, because how DARE YOU disagree with her! (*see screenshot to illustrate that point) She makes absolutely no sense in her rants, and makes if very difficult for people in the same room to have a good time. Basically this girl is in desperate need of counseling. This is just a warning to everyone who cares to read this, to make sure you steer clear of this girl. She will do her best to have you suspended if you piss her off in ANY way AT ALL! And she will most likely succeed because half the mods on this site have no fw^@~yz clue how to do their jobs! So take this as you will people, a friendly warning to all my friends out there to watch it around this girl, and to pity her, because she obviously doesn't know any better. It's sad that she thinks that SHE is being persecuted by everyone, when in fact SHE is the problem. However I suppose that the world has all kinds of interesting people in it.



SO my feeling is ...if you "don't care" you shouldn't care right??!! so ...if you get kicked from a response should be...kinda...most likely ...."meh, ok" ...and then move on...right? If you "don't care" i right?! so if someone get's kicked from a room then creates a room to ..."make a statement" about them getting they care??!! LMFAO!! i think so !! that person...that got kicked...but ..."doesn't care" you REALLY not care??!!! or are you just trying WAY to hard to get noticed by ppl online?!! i know you don't think you are all that good looking....even though you say you are.....alllllllll the time ! are old....try acting your age...not 13 nice to talk...bye !!
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