Halloween: New And Improved!
10/12/22 - Monsanto has introduced a new GMO Candy Corn for 2022. According to Monsanto spokesman Gene Splicer, this version of candy corn is disease/mold/pesticide/heat resistant, will survive a nuclear explosion at ground zero, is microwaveable, and comes in edible packaging. However, the company does not recommend disposing of their product in landfills or using it as compost, saying only that "it could cause problems in the environment similar to a few Halloween B-movies we all know and love."
