ContemporaryKathryn Away

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Trying not to allow chat to be so central to my days anymore. I am just as obnoxious and antagonistic as I ever was.

From the writings of my favorite heroine, Dorothy Parker:

"The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue"

"I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid"

"Four be the things I'd have been better without: Love, curiosity, freckles, and doubt."

"That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say NO in any of them"

"Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common"


As Mae West famously said, "Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried!"

"It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from the mouth to the stomach. A human hair can hold up to 3 kilograms (6.5 pounds). The length of the penis is three times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's heart. Women blink 2 times as much as men do. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. Every woman has read this entire text. Every man is still looking at his thumb."

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frankiy: so hot
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Blackshoes: Beautiful
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Elle231: Beautiful lady.
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jaxss: gorgeous lady xx
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muleskinner55: I think I will go for the breast tomorrow instead of the turkey leg
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Zaracole11
Zaracole11: That view it's like looking between the alps
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ContemporaryKathryn in reply to Zaracole11: Just don't use gap between the Alps as a spittoon for your phlegm that you can't seem to get rid of, Zara doll.
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Zaracole11 in reply to ContemporaryKathryn: Lol
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daniel_5475: Oh wow. 😍😘😋
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barrycotter9: Viewtiful
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ignotsilver: Oh MY OH MY MY
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northemma17
northemma17: ok I will apologise 1st Kathryn for what I'm about to say but your gorgeous anyway xxx
"all in pink, all in pink she made my finger . . . . . . . down by the river where I laid her down" xxx love you
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barrycotter9: Pink oh my god
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KarenBigRed in reply to ContemporaryKathryn: You’re just DA BOMB, Kathryn
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jaxss
jaxss: Sophisticated lady . Gorgeous pics yet again xxx
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The Mystic Rabbit
The Mystic Rabbit in reply to ContemporaryKathryn: Awwww you too kind… You’re very welcome Kathryn
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Nutty_buddy_: You are both very kind 😊
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The Mystic Rabbit in reply to Nutty_buddy_: Thanks Babyboo
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Ishita255: TY kath..Love u
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Taylor46: Congratulations and absolute best of luck☺
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Ishita255: Ty
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MrNiko1: nipply today
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kena4487: Love your St. Patrick's Day blouse fits you so so well !!
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steverush1980: God damn
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ContemporaryKathryn: Eleven MORE keystrokes, Zara darling? (yes, I count the space bar as a keystroke)

I promise to NOT stare ONLY at your batting eyelashes, Vixyyy doll
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kplay8127: Nice
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steverush1980: So sexy
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ContemporaryKathryn: Thank you, beautiful ladies! Smoochies.
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familyfriendlyfeline
familyfriendlyfeline: You seriously have the prettiest eyes!
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ignotsilver: Such a twinkle in those eyes
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jess2222: Gorgeous x
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Fr3ckl3F4ce: Seriously? Jesus lady. Save some beauty for the rest of us
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chaz96: soooo hot!
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