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62 Female    1972
         
Trying not to allow chat to be so central to my days anymore. I am just as obnoxious and antagonistic as I ever was.

From the writings of my favorite heroine, Dorothy Parker:

"The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue"

"I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid"

"Four be the things I'd have been better without: Love, curiosity, freckles, and doubt."

"That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say NO in any of them"

"Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common"


As Mae West famously said, "Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried!"

"It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from the mouth to the stomach. A human hair can hold up to 3 kilograms (6.5 pounds). The length of the penis is three times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's heart. Women blink 2 times as much as men do. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. Every woman has read this entire text. Every man is still looking at his thumb."

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MysteryMan4: Fantastic
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akon_aron: 😍🔥🔥🔥🔥🤤🤤
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Scopinitout1: Wow! I'm speechless!
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ContemporaryKathryn: thank you, Shawna darling...…….you are SO sweet
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Cifer: idk of kath is da bomb but shes pretty cool lol kath you know your da bomb
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missynyc66: CK with the fringe on the top .. .
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Strange DNA
Strange DNA: Absolutely breathtaking
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Sophia Bee
Sophia Bee: You are too beautiful for your own good, Kathryn...X
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imkarenuk: I'd love to be next to you
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nancynarizona
nancynarizona: Kathryn........this post is circling back
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jordan23459681: Stunning looking woman
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imkarenuk: Shouldering
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Sophia Bee
Sophia Bee: Is that my bed you are on Kathryn?
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