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Trying not to allow chat to be so central to my days anymore. I am just as obnoxious and antagonistic as I ever was.

From the writings of my favorite heroine, Dorothy Parker:

"The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue"

"I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid"

"Four be the things I'd have been better without: Love, curiosity, freckles, and doubt."

"That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say NO in any of them"

"Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common"


As Mae West famously said, "Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried!"

"It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from the mouth to the stomach. A human hair can hold up to 3 kilograms (6.5 pounds). The length of the penis is three times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's heart. Women blink 2 times as much as men do. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. Every woman has read this entire text. Every man is still looking at his thumb."

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Sunny B Blessed: You're a doll
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RedLacey31: 🔥
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sedm5758: beyond awesome
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tuna9pac: fine looking lady
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heyhaley1996: Perfect!
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nutty_buddy_: Kathryn is my superhero 💙
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KarenBigRed
KarenBigRed: My mentor
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JangusStump
JangusStump: 62 going on 40! Stunning
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dave gimp
dave gimp: Reminds me of Renee Russo in The Thomas Crown Affair. How is it you're not a model Kathryn?
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batmanz89: Hug to u babe
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ContemporaryKathryn: Mzkansas, I am going to have to tell Mr Kansas that you made a pass at me. He will NOT be pleased.

Despite this, thank you, dollface
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Mzkansas in reply to ContemporaryKathryn: i sent you his phone number.. smiles
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AndersonGirl
AndersonGirl: You make it so hard to behave with my words
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Lucy Bullish Pearl
Lucy Bullish Pearl: Everything is so on point!
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Elektra_: Beautiful!! A classy outfit for a classy lady
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frankiy: so hot
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Blackshoes: Beautiful
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Elle231: Beautiful lady.
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ContemporaryKathryn: Thank you, Zara darling...…….smoochies back atcha
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KarenBigRed
KarenBigRed: 💋 to 2 wonderful ladies
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rokasgruzauskas in reply to KarenBigRed: Only one is wonderful
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ContemporaryKathryn in reply to Lucy Bullish Pearl: Thank you, Lucy doll
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AndersonGirl in reply to ContemporaryKathryn: You can thank me anyway you want
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northemma17
northemma17: oh that Kathryn is such a Lush
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KarenBigRed in reply to Sunny B Blessed: I picture her,,,,,
Never mind
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rokasgruzauskas: Green colour suits very well Kathryn <3
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Zaracole11: Elegant beautiful lady
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northemma17
northemma17: "here you cum again and again and again, looking better than a body has a right too. xoxoxo
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Sunny B Blessed: Hubba Hubba
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sedm5758
sedm5758: totally top shelf
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batmanz89: Beautiful
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Geordie boy 1: Such a beautiful lady, and great heart to x
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nancynarizona: There she is my Thelma..............getting primed for the trip of a lifetime........
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