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Trying not to allow chat to be so central to my days anymore. I am just as obnoxious and antagonistic as I ever was.

From the writings of my favorite heroine, Dorothy Parker:

"The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue"

"I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid"

"Four be the things I'd have been better without: Love, curiosity, freckles, and doubt."

"That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say NO in any of them"

"Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common"


As Mae West famously said, "Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried!" And then Mae West said, "I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it." Finally, one I live by: "Good sex is like the game of bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

"It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from the mouth to the stomach. A human hair can hold up to 3 kilograms (6.5 pounds). The length of the penis is three times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's heart. Women blink 2 times as much as men do. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. Every woman has read this entire text. Every man is still looking at his thumb."

There are difference between men and women that I've detected:

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

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ContemporaryKathryn in reply to MzSecrets: Smoochies, MzSecrets
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Elloise: Bond girl comes to mind when I see your pictures, Kathryn. ♡
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ContemporaryKathryn in reply to Elloise: I lose my breath when I see YOUR pictures, Elloise dear
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ContemporaryKathryn: I'd much rather be called a "courtesan" than a "ho," Cydney dear
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beautybaby246: I have been blessed with a sweet gorgeous friend like you Happy Hoildays Hugs
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ContemporaryKathryn: Thank you Cydney doll
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ContemporaryKathryn: Thank you, Liane darling
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A Meeskite: You're welcome!! xoxoxox
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A Meeskite: Thanks Kathryn xoxoxoxox all the best for the holidays to you xoxoxox
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MellowMac: Oh wow
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beautybaby246: Speechless so gorgeous
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simplycomplexlady: Beautiful photo
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puddykat: What we in the UK call a stunner a proper fitty
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