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Online, the most interesting people you'll meet are Turing machines.

'Cake or death?' That's a pretty easy question. Anyone can answer that.

Once, I was the king of Spain...

codePoet0XA
codePoet0XA:
When all the wolves in woolly wigs
Have huffed, and puffed, and blew the bricks
The skulls of Brooklyn's cruelest pigs
Will rain on Fulton's newest kicks
As mulish swine of all surrounding counties sniff the gruesomeness
We pass around the pineapples and pull the pins in unison
I will gladly feed you to the breed who wants you sacrificed
No pagan or sacrilege, just bacon for scavengers
I will gladly seat you with the chickens, not the passengers
Hopefully the crack in his armor spreads to his avarice
Never that, Wilburs multiply quicker than tribbles
And hunt their truffles in fistfuls, but it was all bells and whistles
Bougie this and Bougie that
War pig or pussy cat?
Glitzy to the pork ribs, had to gold-leaf the booby traps
Powder-pink, double-breasted, mess of mud and money
Waddle off the fire to make his stubborn tummy wroggle
And while I don't really know the working details of your tribes
I know that's "one ugly fucking tie"
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wildflower79: hi poet how are u?
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codePoet0XA: Sharks in the dunk tank, vipers in the garden
Locusts stole the groceries out the local Farmer's Market
All God's critters hold positions
Some are violent, some are victims
Each alive is an equal and vital piston, I support
So when the piranhas honor New York,
My daddy-long-legs get dangled and mangled for sport
And while I bring in every dink in the kingdom with open wings
It all boils down to them shit-soaked pigs!
The pigs, the dregs of what y'all aim for
The gluttonous muddy stomachs under the pudgy cakehole
Two-track braniac using the food and payroll
To chew up and consume every dollar, cookie, crumb, and peso
And place a cloven hoof on the lucrative when convenient
As the bourbon-odor smokers' coughs smolder off the Cohiba
If Noah had the benefit of hindsight on his ship
He could've snatched two unicorns and left behind the freaking pigs
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tstarr8481: lmao ...
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codePoet0XA: This was perfect for my night drive...
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mermaid: driving where
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Meowchiato: Zombies
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codePoet0XA: Huh?
Who's there?
Dog at the front door is barking at the air
Wind all "whsshsh" in the trees
Then, "chk-chk-chk-chk, " feet on leaves
Uh, it's probably a cat
Might be a guy with an ax
Might be a trap,
Oh crap, it's probably a trap
Or maybe be a possum in the trash
It's probably a trap
I shout “Ayy, keep it moving!!!”
God, I sound stupid
Good chance I'm not even talking to a human
Then again it's probably a trap,
Somebody had to set it
Depending on the type, maybe several
Yeah, that's it, probably several, several come together
To make what would've taken one alone forever
I'm thinking it's a pretty damn sophisticated trap
Utilizing some technology I didn't know we had
But, maybe I am entirely tripping
Might just have been the neighbor's kid,
But I have my suspicions
I wish it were as simple as a critter,
but it isn't
I feel that it's important we consider all dimensions
Like, oh, I don't know…
Maybe it's a trap
I step onto the lawn, you jump out with a bag
I wake up in some alley on a wholly other plane
Can't remember who I am or how to get back to the base
I realize you people think that I am off the deep end
I'll say that it's a lovely night regardless of the BS,
but it is.
A perfect snow is freckling the path
It's almost like the atmosphere is begging for a trap
The mutt goes quiet, one last sniff, lopes inside
Fine, it might've been a baby squirrel who tumbled from the nest
It's probably just
you motherfuckers missed
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codePoet0XA: Real Life...
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codePoet0XA: Apparently this is the lyric I hear on Vicodin:

“I’m on a helicopter ride through Vietnam
I'm the Leicester Square kid, I'm Superman
I'm putting on weight for the Oscar
Man, gonna get through, anyway I can
Hey, hey, hey, I'm in the movie
I feel up and I feel groovy
Let's go out and get some of that
Gimme, gimme, gimme, some Russian Roulette”
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Sandy586: Lords of the New Church🖤
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artlover825: 😂
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Meowchiato: I went to the lake and got three ducks
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Space Kitty: That is something indeed!
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codePoet0XA: And the last shall be
First to the curb with the mad cow meat
Face in the bars of a regular cell
When he woke up high in collectible hell
Boom town kid who was taught by the binge
That a man who expires with the most shit wins
That's warpy American nonsense penned by the rich
Not a routine to hold for a friend in a pinch
Still not used to the stench
How it throws off otherwise lucid events
In the case the afraid observe
I got a Pro-Keds box full of layman's terms, it goes
Hey, peace, pray for the plagued
Major relief and capacious rains
But just cuz I don't want to war with you
It doesn't mean "go warm up the barbecue"
I'm like pardon you, sawed off limit
My high noon is a quick little minute
I don't wanna spend it sitting with a critic
Who simply isn't going to ever really get it
This HQ is alive and alone
No driveway no sign of a home
No dial tone, no line for the phone
No world's tiniest violin song
And I might just lie to them all, lie in the morgue
With a deep breath hiding and bored
Fighting a smile, highly annoyed
When the timing is right I will rise and record
Call for the monster beats and Blockhead got
Animal drums like he's doctor teeth
It goes red light, green light,1... 2... 3...
One large coffee... fuck you... peace!
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mermaid: Lol love it
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tstarr8481: ......
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artlover825: What's that?
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codePoet0XA: OK
This is the dawning of the book of bitter aspects,
Where the jackals sit and watch the pedigods last flesh
Poison functions accompanied by six armor clad
Black horse and buggy mechanism
Tugged a portion of my severed vision
The gathering of loose ends in a bucket
Wit a shoestring budget
Every man has a field to plow,
I know that now!
But it's like, man I really can't afford the oxen
Fee fie et cetera
I smell the warm blood of the bill collector knocking
I get awkwardly sturdy with a frigid liquid backbone
I get swept in the pressure cooker trying to paddle back home
I get sprung with a vibe and alliance of clean intention
By eclipsing doom midigons hatched to bash these picket fences
Now I'll attend the wedding of the open sword festering
Now when the groom presents the ring
The bride commence to blistering
This textbook magnificently crude
Prototype king berserker modulate
Serve the vertical thirst, burst horizontal
Treasure, loose cannons span the star bit power
The clipper ship dipped in truth famine pressure
Cabin fever meter pegging ludicrous
Beautiful cartoon trooper
swallow brutal futility with a teaspoon full of sugar
I rock ready aim fire, while y'all rock ready fire aim
Then blame the stationary target when the prey escapes the frame
Merit badge marksman, a poacher, it's all the same
So I lay across the woods perpendicular to the grain
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tstarr8481: this.....
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Meowchiato: ❤️
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tstarr8481: Si remarquable ce ciel ... touche doucement le cœur ....
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Meowchiato: Lol
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tstarr8481: ....
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