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chunkydunk: hi
I'm still alive
=]

GunnyBL: Trying to get the room drunk?

walldo69: Ty

chunkydunk: hi.
I'm alive.

isaiah_gollan: good

chunkydunk:

chunkydunk: gonorrhea would've been a perfect name for a diarrhea medicine.

chunkydunk: hi wireclub friends. i'm still alive. i miss you and hope everything is well. happy holidays! <3

chunkydunk:
awkward is when youre having sex and right as youre about to bust a nut, the damn dog decides to wake up and start licking your feet. SO WEIRD.

FML

chunkydunk:
feelin great, feelin good
how are you?

chunkydunk:
if the band toto, tommy lee, and marvin gaye ever started a band, it would be
Toto Lee Gaye.

chunkydunk:
guys.
for the first time in an extremely long time,
i am in an amazing committed/healthy/normal relationship and i just feel so lucky/blessed/fortunate.
that is all.

chunkydunk:
I can't believe at one point I was 7 lbs, 4 oz...like wow, i really let myself go.

chunkydunk:
Pros & Cons of dudes:

Pros-Their dicks.
Cons- They're dicks.

chunkydunk:
It doesn't take much to make me happy. Six meals a day. Ten hours of sleep. A pair of yoga pants, complete solitude, and no social obligations whatsoever. =D

chunkydunk:
Spring is the best season.

chunkydunk:
how i wish you were here
we're just two lost souls
swimmin in a fish bowl
year after year

chunkydunk:
I have a date this weekend with a pretty awesome dude and I'm so excited.

chunkydunk:
if i swallow magnets, will i become attractive?

chunkydunk:
if I ever win the lottery, I'm gonna go on so many job interviews in a mermaid costume and ask if sprinklers are allowed in the office to keep me moist.

chunkydunk:
instead of calling me a snack, call me a candle bc I'm warm, I smell good and I'll burn the house down if you forget about me for too long =]