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Swingers and Aliens...

A couple of Swingers met two aliens, One male one female so they decided to change partners.
The woman looked at the Alien's manhood and said Ooh! That;s a bit small and weedy, so the alien twisted his right ear and it grew to 12" but very long and thin.
She said OK But it's still a bit thin and weedy, so the Alien twisted his left ear and it ballooned to 3" thick. She never had a night like it.
The following morning she was talking to her husband, What A night i had! she said to him. How did you go on with the Alien Woman?
The Husband said Terrible!
All she did all night was twist my friggin' ears!