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The lion and the gorilla...

A lion is drinking from a puddle and his tail is up. A gorilla walks up behind him, seizes the opportunity and screws the lion in the ass:

The gorilla takes off and the lion takes off after him.
The gorilla runs into a hunter's camp, jumps into a tent, puts on a safari outfit and a pith helmet, grabs a copy of The Johannesburg Times, sits down and pretends to read.

The lion runs into the camp, sticks his head into the tent and roars. "Arrgg! Did a gorilla come through here?"

The gorilla says. "You mean the one that nailed you in the ass?"

The lion says. "Shit! You mean it's in the paper already?"