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The Drunkard

An inveterate drunkard was given an ultimatum by his wife. Come home drunk again and I am going to leave you!
The hapless guy went out to the pub that night and got completely wasted, so bad he was sick all over himself. He told his friend My wife will leave me. The friend said No she won't. Put a $20 bill in your top pocket and tll her that somone puked on you and gave you $20 for the cleaning bill, so the guy did.
He got home and told his wife, some drunk puked on me and he gave me £20 for the cleaning bill.
As he got undressed for bed the wife said OK so's where the other $20? He said What other $20?
The wife said well, that drunk who puked on you has shat in your pants too!