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Viagra...

An 86 year old man went to the doctor and asked for Viagra. The doctor said, "Jack, you are 86. Why do you need Viagra?"
The old chap said, "Well doctor, I have a date with a 19 year old blonde and I don't want to disappoint her."
The doctor pondered for a moment and said, "OK Jack. I will prescribe you 2 Viagra tablets but you must promise to be careful."
The old guy said, "Oh I will doc."
The following morning old Jack was back in the doctor's surgery.
The doctor said,"Come in Jack what's wrong?"
Old Jack said, "Docor, I am in Agony!"
The doctor frowned and said, "Well i did warn you Jack. Hou've hurt your back, haven't you?"
Jack looked sadly at the doctor and said, "No Doctor. She never turned up, but I'm sure I sprained my wrist!"