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Confession

A guy went to Confession to confess his sins.

"Father i have sinned. I almost committed adultery last night, but I only touched the outside and didn't put it in."

The priest said "In the eyes of the lord, that is just the same as putting it in. Say Four hail Marys and put $20 in the poor box."

On the way out the guy took out a brand new $20 bill and rubbed it against the poor box.

The priest said "Hey! You didn't put it in!"

The guys said, "Father I know, but in the eyes of the lord, it's just the same as putting it in!" ...
st8658
st8658: lmao
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Max Bet
Max Bet: ha ha ha!
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sasskev
sasskev: Nice one Cyrillol have a great 2020 please
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cecilcampallotmp
cecilcampallotmp: You too Kev
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