 Blog PostsFriends         | BlogSo. Donald Trump MD. has spokenSo now the possible cure for Covid 19 is injecting ourselves with disinfectant?This picture says it ALL!  My new lookDon't laugh Swingers and Aliens...A couple of Swingers met two aliens, One male one female so they decided to change partners.The woman looked at the Alien's manhood and said Ooh! That;s a bit small and weedy, so the alien twisted his right ear and it grew to 12" but very long and thin. She said OK But it's still a bit thin and weedy, so the Alien twisted his left ear and it ballooned to 3" thick. She never had a night like it. The following morning she was talking to her husband, What A night i had! she said to him. How did you go on with the Alien Woman? The Husband said Terrible! All she did all night was twist my friggin' ears! Who needs toilet tissueOnly one unit per customer! First time sex...A young couple making love for the first time. The girlfriend said if I get pregnant what will we call the baby? The BF took off his condom tied the end and flushed it down the toilet and said we'll Call it Harry Houdini if it can get out of that!Cynthia's boyfriendA father heard a funny buzzing noise from his daughter's bedroom and decided to investigate.There was his daughter pleasuring herself with a vibrator. The father was shocked and said " Cynthia, what are you doing?" Cynthia replied, "Dad you know I am not very pretty and I can't get a boyfriend. This is my boyfriend." A couple of days later, Cynthia found her father in the kitchen with her vibrator in one hand and a can of beer in the other hand. Cynthia was shocked.. She said, "Daddy, What are you doing?" Father replied, "I'm having a drink with my Future Son-in-Law!" |
