Alan Barbour (CatcherAl) Offline

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CatcherAl
CatcherAl: The Mommy Test.

This especially to all those wonderful Moms out there. You really are loved and appreciated.

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

"Why?" my daughter asked.

"Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been. It's dirty and probably has germs," I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Mommy, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart."

I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.

"OH...I get it!" she beamed. "So if you don't pass the test, then you have to be the daddy?"

"Exactly," I replied back, with a big smile on my face.
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sarah_spirit
sarah_spirit: Ha ha oh that’s fabulous 😂
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EYEOFTHEDESERT
EYEOFTHEDESERT: How sweet
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mj8248
mj8248: Always enjoy these.
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SunshineDeb
SunshineDeb: Lol al
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