CatcherAl: A hefty looking golf club walked into a bar and asked for a beer with a whisky chaser. I'm sorry the barman said. What! You're sorry, what do you mean you're sorry? I'm sorry sir but I can't serve you. Why the hell not said the golf club.. Well sir, the barman explained, I happen to know you're going to be driving later.
CatcherAl: Join the Club buddy, never lose your Drive or you will end up Green with envy Hunker down in the Bunker, don't stop for Tee and never stop to Parrdon your Slice of life..
I'm sorry the barman said.
What! You're sorry, what do you mean you're sorry?
I'm sorry sir but I can't serve you.
Why the hell not said the golf club..
Well sir, the barman explained,
I happen to know you're going to be driving later.