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The conditions of a solitary bird are five:
The first, that it flies to the highest point;
The second, that it does not suffer for company, not even of its own kind;
The third, that it aims its beak to the skies;
The fourth, that it does not have a definite color;
The fifth, that it sings very softly


















Trail_7
Trail_7: I am a solitary bird, not necessarily or exactly by choice.
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LoisS
LoisS: Looking good Billy Ray ya!
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calybonos started a new conversation: Emojis are trying to steal my girlfriend. in Off Topic 1 year ago Report
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calybonos got the Christmas Cracker badge from Geoff 1 year ago Report
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Geoff
Geoff: Oink.

I miss you, you crazy pig.
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sujshsbwe
sujshsbwe: yess
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calybonos got the Hot Pepper badge from Geoff 2 years ago Report
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tonya_threadgill
tonya_threadgill: Hi. lol so um cannibals. Anyone wanna chat about that
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Geoff
Geoff: I do miss that pig.
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ipod736
ipod736: i find away top right hand a star then black space type topic or word or phase then magnifying glass
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LoisS
LoisS: God is a mean kid with a magnifying glass...

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lotusblossomxx
lotusblossomxx: Happy Friday the 13th little swine.
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calybonos
calybonos: Since when Have I been superstitious?

knock on wood.
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DaveP1955
DaveP1955: were have you been.....
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calybonos got the Hot Pepper badge from Geoff 3 years ago Report
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Nicotina
Nicotina: The pig lives!
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calybonos
calybonos: Well, given the infinite probabilities, who is to say that I am not one of those who still possess the ability to roll the dice?
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calybonos started a new conversation: What's the big deal about being understood? in Off Topic 4 years ago Report
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calybonos got the Christmas Cracker badge from Wireclub Admin 5 years ago Report
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calybonos
calybonos: Thanx boss, but next time do me a favor, wiil ya?

Don't send me anything that sounds that close to cracklin.

.... I almost pooped myself.
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Wireclub Admin got the Stocking badge from calybonos 5 years ago Report
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Zhya
Zhya in reply to Kiss__: It you look at this page: https://www.wireclub.com/about/team

You will see we also have Moderators from Canada, the UK, South Africa, and India.
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Zhya
Zhya in reply to Kiss__: One of our Moderators is black.
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calybonos got the Ugly Christmas Sweater badge from Wireclub Admin 6 years ago Report
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Aura
Aura: The pig remains more equal
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calybonos
calybonos: It's kinda itchy...not that that's a bad thing, mind you.

Compared to scratching, all other forms of porcine endeavor shrink to insignificance. God help me, I do love it so.
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Wireclub Admin got the Ugly Christmas Sweater badge from calybonos 6 years ago Report
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calybonos
calybonos: I found it in a subway restroom toilet.
It's two sizes too small, got a few questionable stains, and I wouldn't be caught dead wearing it myself, but it's the thought that counts, right?

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Wireclub Admin
Wireclub Admin: I love it
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calybonos got the Mysterious badge from Geoff 6 years ago Report
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i am hatstand
i am hatstand:
Lord Calybonos of Wire, lives in the ancestral residence, Calybonos House....a Palladian palace completed in 1735, the house and gardens occupy 26.33 hectares, and were created mainly by architect and landscape designer William Kent, which included a 100 meter mud bath, adorned at each end with sculptures representing Venus in flagrante delicto with the first Duke Calybonos. During the 19th century the house fell into decline, and for a time was rented out by the Calybonos family. It was used as an asylum (mental hospital).

Calybonos House retains a large live-in staff: a butler, under butler, groom of the chambers, valet, three footmen, a housekeeper, the Duchess's maid, 11 housemaids, two sewing women, a cook, two kitchen maids, a vegetable maid, two or three scullery maids, two stillroom maids, a dairy maid, six laundry maids and the Duchess's secretary. Alongside the live-in staff, there is a daily staff that includes: the odd man, upholsterer, scullery-maid, two scrubbing women, laundry porter, steam boiler man, coal man, two porter's lodge attendants, two night firemen, night porter, two window cleaners, and a team of joiners, plumbers and electricians.

Recently, when asked for comment on how he manages to maintain such an opulent and remarkable residence, Lord Calybonos replied:

"Who are you....who is this person that interrupts my morning ablutions...where is my arse man with my cotton wool....?"

he then preceeded to bemoan his bad luck for being caught up in a "pissing contest between God and the devil".....
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LoisS
LoisS: ^lols
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i am hatstand
i am hatstand in reply to LoisS:
he is an enigma....wrapped in a riddle.....wrapped in bacon.....
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calybonos started a new conversation: Outback, but not forgotten in Off Topic 6 years ago Report
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Farouquddeen Mumtaz
Farouquddeen Mumtaz: Dude, please. Add me.
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Farouquddeen Mumtaz
Farouquddeen Mumtaz: Undefined I guess.
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Farouquddeen Mumtaz
Farouquddeen Mumtaz: But I'm not good at math either. I'm probably terrible. I'm flattered that you brought math with me. It's an honour that you gave me. I'm so dumb with math. Just barely better than women.
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calybonos started a new conversation: Where are my wire credits? in Wireclub Help 7 years ago Report
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calybonos started a new conversation: Keno doorman discriminates against pigs. in Off Topic 8 years ago Report
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calybonos joined FRIENDS 8 years ago
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calybonos to Wireclub Admin: Wireclub Admin got the Hammy New Year! badge from calybonos
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Corwin
Corwin:

The snout is the best part.
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