brisbanediscreet: BEFORE SLEEPING KNOW THIS Fun Fact
Some Catholics urged Pope Clement VII to ban COFFEE, calling it “devil’s beverage”.
After tasting the beverage, the Pope is said to have remarked that the drink was
“… so delicious that it would be a sin to let only misbelievers drink it”.
brisbanediscreet: Good morning, hope you have a rocking Friday ....
A Baboon, JACK, was purchased by a Railway Signalman who had lost his legs in an accident. Jack, the Baboon, began to operate the Railway and was given a salary too.
In 9 years of his employment, JACK the Baboon, NEVER MADE A MISTAKE!!
brisbanediscreet: President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season. At the start of the game the pitcher comes up in the stands and whispers something in Clinton's ear. All of a sudden Clinton looks at Hillary and yells, "Okay, Hillary, GET OUT!". She looks surprised but leaves. The pitcher looksat Clinton and says, "No, I said to throw out the first PITCH!"