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Dear friends,

As many of you may have heard, I am heading off today on a fabulous adventure around the Pacific Northwest. I would like to take this time to inform you that I will be blogging all about this adventure when the opportunity arises. I will also try to throw up some posts on here from time to time. If you are interested in the following the blog simply let me know and I will message you with the URL once the first post is made. Furthermore I love you all and wish you an very joyous spring and summer. Don't forget to drink plenty of water and get as much sun as possible.

Everybody is stealing this thing. I will simply borrow it.

1) I ___
2) Pizza is ___.
3) If I were alone in a room with myself I would ___.
4) I think ice cream should ___.
5) A sandwich needs ___.
6) I want to ___
7) Someday I will ___.
8) Bonjour is the best at___.
9) Without the sun ___.
10) My memories of rain are ___.
11) Massages can be ___.
12) The worst thing about food is ___.
13) The best thing about food is ___.
14) I am ___ with Bonjour
15) One thing I would like to know about Bonjour is ___.

I love coffee :heart:

It is such a fantastic beverage! Anyone that has had the pleasure of enjoying a cup of this fine substance knows that it is positively uplifting! Caffeine is the greatest drug on Earth. I am sitting here enjoying my own cup of bliss and just got to thinking how I should really show my support for this wonderful drink.I love you all! Signing off, Lord Mailman

My first 24 hour suspension!


Not entirely sure what I did but I am now going to consider myself a badass!

Hell yeah S^*!

Have you lied to get someone into bed?
Hell yeah.

Have you been scared when opening up someones pants because you have found out they hav something they shouldnt?
I found a marmot once. That was fw~$w#.

When was the last time you masturbated?
I haven't been fishing in a while.

How often do you m^#x~w~wy$?
Well sometimes I powerbate

Who’s name do you moan the most?
My own

Have you ever been a booty call?
Pirates call me all the time.

Have you ever hooked up with someone and had sw% in a club and then left with a different person?
I clubbed a person once, then hooked up with their partner.

Who do you think about when you mz$z*$xy~@?
Bicycles

Whats your biggest turn on and why ?
Dirty talk. My favourite is "I haven't showered in three days."

What do you enjoy most in s%^?
The passion!

Have you ever called the wrong person’s name ?
I usually call out random species of animal.

Do you like to use toys throughout s#z?
Tonka trucks, legos, hotwheels, sometimes a yo-yo

Have you ever been knocked out while having s^z ?
Unconscious sz& is the best!

Your favourite s*~ position ?
Outside Mid, or left back

If you were having s@^ just now... what's the one thing you want to be done to you ?
Have a nice seafood meal prepared for me.

Whats your favourite part of your lover’s body?
Mouth

What do you check out first when you check someone out ?
Clothes, shoes, eyes

Whats the most kinkiest thing you have ever done ?
I put 3 kinks into a hose once to stop the water.

How many times have you had s%^?
-34234

Worst s@% and why ?
The last time before I left Ohio.

Thing u say most during sy&?
How was your day?

Do you want s~w now ?
I want bacon....