 Friends     |  CountryBreeze: Ahaha 3 years ago • Report 0 View all 4 posts (Post deleted by Grace Adabelle ) (Post deleted by staff )  Blurry1: In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm! (Post deleted by staff ) (Post deleted by staff ) Blurry1: You can't describe me in words... I'm more the kind of person you have to experience. After that, you'll either love me, or hate me. Either way you will probably spend a few hours rocking back and forth in the bathtub trying to get me out of your head. (Post deleted by staff ) |
