 | Well, for starters, I like to keep myself busy. I’m currently working on a plan to destroy mankind, which includes various complicated strategies that I will not bore you with. However, on my free time, I do enjoy baking. My favorite desserts are beetle berry muffins, cobwebbed cookies, and brain-filled pastries, but that’s only naming a few. I like midnight strolls in the graveyard, especially when the moon is full. I like to talk with the dead. They really do have a lot to say. And have tea parties with corpses (I’m also a very successful grave robber). I’m friends with many witches and ghosts and I promise you vampires are real, despite people thinking I’m crazy for thinking so. I’ve met one, but it’s hard to prove when they’re hiding away all day. I collect shrunken heads (they’re so cute!) and severed limbs I keep in jars along the walls of my home. And, I do have quite the collection of dead bodies underneath the floor in my basement. I do hope one of you finds me the least bit interesting, but I’m afraid if I tell you anymore you could use it against me, for some of the things I put on here I’m afraid are illegal. But shhh! I won’t tell if you won’t. |
