 Friends   | I wrestle competitively but I am not just a dumb wrestler. I am getting an education and athletics is just my way to pay for it without owing who knows how much student debt. I am into fitness, but I like other things too. I like talking about politics and history and the outdoors. I come from a family of first responders. Not sure what I am going to do but I hope I find a way to make a difference helping others. It is always good to meet new people and learn new things. Even if we disagree we can be friends.  blakeweight144: Stand by for the next lame wrestling joke. What lights up a wrestling mat? A match! Get it? blakeweight144: OK, time for another wrestling joke. Why did the wrestler get an ATM card? Because he was desperate for a PIN. Get it? Like personal identification number, but really pinning his opponent to the mat. Is it helpful when I explain? blakeweight144: Brace yourselves for a new lame wrestling joke. Why is it always WARMER after a wrestling match? Because all the FANS are gone. Get it? blakeweight144: And now for a another wrestling joke. Why did the dog not want to wrestle? Because he was a boxer. Get it? blakeweight144: Another really lame wrestling joke. How is a losing wrestler like scrambled eggs? They have both been "beaten." Get it? blakeweight144: Another awesome wrestling joke (not by popular demand but gonna share it anyway). Question: Which wrestler is always the last to leave at every tournament? Answer: Mat. Get it? Like the name Matt but really referring to the wrestling mat. blakeweight144: OK here is a celebration limerick. I had help with this so don't give me all the credit. There once was a wrestler named Blake. Who only ate protein shakes. The diet was not fun. But he got to 141. Now every match in his weight class he’ll take. blakeweight144: OK please don't ban me. Here is another lame wrestling joke. How do wrestlers keep their bikes secure? A "headlock." Get it? (Post deleted by Garadon ) blakeweight144: Joke... So a group of wrestlers were told to pick new wrestling nick names. One guy picked Terminator. Another picked Killer. Another picked Monster. Finally one guy says is new name is Off In Church. The coach asked, why that name. The wrestler said: "Because NO ONE beats Off In Church." Don't ban me for this lame joke. blakeweight144: Another wrestling joke. Why is wrestling stupid? It is a bunch of guys with no pants fighting for a belt. I don't agree with this, of course, but it is funny. blakeweight144: Sending message to all my friend on Wire. I have not been online because I was dealing with some personal issues, including someone who decided to go on a social media rumor spreading campaign that I gay. I am not. Maybe it should not even matter what people to say. But in my world it is kind of a big deal and caused me some trouble. The people that matter the most stood up for me and that includes most of my HS friends. I do not regret having all kinds of friends including people who are gay. I am sort of paranoid about Wire now and how and why someone would stalk the hell out of me and get all kinds of personal information to send random stuff to people I know about what I do on Wire. Thank you for understanding. I hope you all are doing great. I appreciate all the people who were nice to me on here. View all 24 posts  blakeweight144: I just want to hug everyone and be happy. So much stress in the world. Glad I did not delete and bail on wire. :-) blakeweight144: By the way, if you think about it. All this is my fault for being too stupid and sharing too much personal information which many of you warned me about. Lesson learned on my end.  Dylan28 in reply to blakeweight144: Glad you didn’t bail on WC. Not everyone here is a troll. Like I said earlier, lift your head up high. You’re a cool guy. blakeweight144: This is not a wrestling stat but it is exciting. Final first year college official GPA is 3.845. So scholarship is locked in for another year. My brain is so sexy. View all 14 posts blakeweight144: i just did an interior detail on brian's car. small world. he is graduated and he recognized me but he was in a suit and tie and i did not know it was him at first. small world. View all 14 posts blakeweight144: Thank you in advance for being friendly, open-minded, patient, and cool. I will do my best to be the same. |
but still laughed. 
!!! Well Done !!! 
they grow up so fast 
There was a horny virgin named Blake,
A frustrated sight he did make,
He focused on sports,
It did not work of course,
So it tented his shorts like a stake.