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bigleftyPitcher
bigleftyPitcher: In summer, I drive with hands at 11 and 1 so the air conditioner vents point directly at my armpits.
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rascally
rascally: because your'e smart! lol
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bigleftyPitcher
bigleftyPitcher: Did you know you can replace Sweet Child O Mine with Sweet Glass O Wine and it makes for an even better song
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wrmsunsets
wrmsunsets: lol
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Jante_nut
Jante_nut: I thought it was true of all songs and wine lol
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SunshineDeb
SunshineDeb: Just like Sweet Caroline, you can sing Sweet bottle of wine do do do good times never seemed so good. 🎵🎵🎵😁🌞😄
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bigleftyPitcher
bigleftyPitcher: Of all the martial arts, i think karaoke inflicts the most pain.
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bigleftyPitcher: I hate when i’m singing a song and the artist gets the lyrics wrong
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bigleftyPitcher
bigleftyPitcher:

shark week!
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bigleftyPitcher: Give a man a fish and he’ll say “Sir put that back in the tank.” Teach a man to fish and he’ll say “ok pal, it’s time you left the aquarium”
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bigleftyPitcher
bigleftyPitcher: I’d probably be on time more often if I had an alarm clock that yelled, “Pancakes are ready!”
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bigleftyPitcher: Being stuck at home for the last 3 months and waiting for FedEx today makes me understand why dogs go nuts when the mailman shows up.
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justme0123
justme0123: Lol!!
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bigleftyPitcher
bigleftyPitcher: it’s the 70s all over again. Cheap gas, shaggy hair and no where to go
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BlueEyez824
BlueEyez824: so true! lol
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WonderWoman1
WonderWoman1: I know, right?
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bigleftyPitcher
bigleftyPitcher: Working from home has been a good way to find out which of my neighbors have loud lawnmowers and barking dogs. All of them. The answer is all of them.
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bigleftyPitcher got the Handy badge from justme0123 1 month ago Report
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bigleftyPitcher got the Birthday badge 2 months ago Report
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farandwide1683
farandwide1683: Happy Birthday hope you are having an awesome day 🎂🍷😉
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Jante_nut
Jante_nut: Your birthday is on my birthday! Lol Happy Birthday
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Lily Kin
Lily Kin: happy birthday
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bigleftyPitcher
bigleftyPitcher added a new image to his gallery Fishing 2 months ago Report
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bigleftyPitcher
bigleftyPitcher: we have a strict dont ask , dont tell policy on the water.
what people do with thier pool noodles is their business.
but im glad you didnt ask about the kinky yellow one with the hooks in it!
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BlueEyez824
BlueEyez824: yeah, the yellow one looks thicker!
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SunshineDeb
SunshineDeb: Wow hes big!!
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bigleftyPitcher
bigleftyPitcher: Happy Mother's Day!
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farandwide1683
farandwide1683: Thanks
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bigleftyPitcher
bigleftyPitcher: just got a JetBlue email saying i can fly the plane if i book now
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bigleftyPitcher added new images to his gallery work bench 2 months ago Report
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farandwide1683
farandwide1683: Wow you did a n amazing job
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bigleftyPitcher
bigleftyPitcher: thanks!
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bigleftyPitcher
bigleftyPitcher: I bet marie kondo is wishing she had more crap in her house right about now.
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Jante_nut
Jante_nut: Lol I was watching her. Yesterday I told my daughter that my hand sanitizer/wipes hoarding paid off lol
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bigleftyPitcher
bigleftyPitcher: been doing nothing but overeating and avoiding exercise since this quarantine started and for the last 10 years before that too
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bigleftyPitcher
bigleftyPitcher: When this is all over, I’m going to miss only waving at neighbours from a distance.
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justme0123
justme0123: Here! Here!
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bigleftyPitcher
bigleftyPitcher: coffee: because shanking people is heavily frowned upon.
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justme0123
justme0123: define "heavily"
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rascally
rascally: whiskey: for the same reason
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chashirekat2016
chashirekat2016: Sounds very binary.
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bigleftyPitcher
bigleftyPitcher: oh so nowwww everyone wanna know what introverts do for fun
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Jante_nut
Jante_nut: Something alone
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SunshineDeb
SunshineDeb: Lolol
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wrmsunsets
wrmsunsets: lol Big L
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bigleftyPitcher
bigleftyPitcher: Can someone fix bacon packaging this has gone on long enough
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chashirekat2016
chashirekat2016: What’s with the paper part INSIDE the plastic part? If you’d try to do that with any other meat, you’d laughed out of town. Everything about it seems designed to discourage you from getting at the bacon. Where do I poke the knife in??! Great, now I have a contaminated knife that I only used to cut packaging. So much planning. Just thinking about this makes me sizzle 🥓
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bigleftyPitcher
bigleftyPitcher: if i worked in a bacon factory, id say i stripped for a living
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Jante_nut
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bigleftyPitcher
bigleftyPitcher: If loss of appetite is a symptom, I think most of us are safe.
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farandwide1683
farandwide1683: I hope not
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bigleftyPitcher
bigleftyPitcher: Due to the quarantine I’ll only be telling inside jokes.
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bigleftyPitcher
bigleftyPitcher: I didn’t even know my grandma had a gun until I coughed at her house.
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farandwide1683
farandwide1683: For Easter I will change things and choose the living room
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