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bigleftypitcher: Every day, Amazon emails me that a package is on its way. And every day, I say omg, WTF did I order now?
bigleftypitcher: I like to add a touch of magic to my allergies by filling my mouth with glitter before I sneeze.
bigleftypitcher: How many times do you have to click “I accept cookies” before they send you the cookies?
bigleftypitcher: ok, i've read this Burpee catalog like 10 times and i straight up cannot find where they sell the marijuana seeds
bigleftypitcher: Imagine waking up like a cicada after 17 years to see todays world
17 years ago
Tom Brady won the Superbowl
The trailer for the new Fast and Furious movie just dropped
Ben Affleck is dating Jennifer Lopez
My, how things have changed
bigleftypitcher: Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday.
Is that so much to ask ?
bigleftypitcher: Lord I was born a ramblin man.
You can tell by my endless and pointless status posts.
bigleftypitcher: The worst thing about wearing a turtleneck is not being able to get up off of your back if you fall over.
bigleftypitcher: As a kid, they taught me phonics, but then they made me sit next to a kid named Sean.