Do or Do Not, there is no try - Yoda

I'm just looking to chat and make friends. Not looking for hookups or to share my whole life story in the first 5 mins of chatting with someone

Note to women: If you start our conversations with anything about how I'm hot, or how hot you are or how I am, or anything about how horny you are, or marriage proposal (yes it's happened). Chances are I probably won't talk to you, have a nice day

P.S. if you have a tattooed devil on your vagina screaming keep out, I don't think we will be friends