benderbitemyass Online

47 • Male • from Ottawa • 237

Do or Do Not, there is no try - Yoda

I'm just looking to chat and make friends. Not looking for hookups or to share my whole life story in the first 5 mins of chatting with someone

Note to women: If you start our conversations with anything about how I'm hot, or how hot you are or how I am, or anything about how horny you are, or marriage proposal (yes it's happened). Chances are I probably won't talk to you, have a nice day

P.S. if you have tattooed devil on your vagina screaming keep out, I don't think we will be friends

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benderbitemyass to Manic_Milkshake666:

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Manic_Milkshake666: Heh~ exactly

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benderbitemyass to wandaer:

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benderbitemyass to sexc_bebe: well I'm sorry for what's its worth

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sexc_bebe: for?

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benderbitemyass in reply to sexc_bebe: glad you forgot,but if you remember I'm still sorry

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benderbitemyass to GOBLlN:

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benderbitemyass to ChuckToddsBangs:

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benderbitemyass has a new blog post: About the "half your age plus seven" rule

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benderbitemyass to Scanningforlifeforms:

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benderbitemyass to Bornconfused:

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Bornconfused: Cute hand

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benderbitemyass: thanks but not mine

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benderbitemyass to sunshineshakira5:

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benderbitemyass to daphne_5566:

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benderbitemyass to Troublinn:

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Troublinn: If Darth is cooler than me does that mean I am hotter than Darth????

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benderbitemyass in reply to Troublinn: lol Yes I guess your right

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benderbitemyass to vanillagurl_1973:

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vanillagurl_1973: 👍

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benderbitemyass: glad you like it

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benderbitemyass to ImJennie2u:

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ImJennie2u: yep that's me

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benderbitemyass in reply to ImJennie2u: glad you like it

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Just Leah got the Sweet badge from benderbitemyass

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benderbitemyass got the You're Awesome badge from Just Leah

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benderbitemyass: and I know it lol

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Just Leah: Lol

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benderbitemyass got the Kinky badge from KarenSky1998

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benderbitemyass: thanks.....I think

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benderbitemyass: omg

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benderbitemyass to Cheyemom3939:

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benderbitemyass to NorEastern:

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NorEastern: 🤔ummmmm

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benderbitemyass: don't like it?

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benderbitemyass got the Foul Mouth badge from KarenSky1998

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benderbitemyass: geee thanks

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Cheese n Crackers: I'm shocked! YOU? Nawty? Neverrrr...🤭

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benderbitemyass to gabbey751:

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benderbitemyass to Cheese n Crackers:

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Cheese n Crackers: And your point issss...🤔
'Be specific and never assume'. We've already discussed this...🤭

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benderbitemyass: good thing your hot

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Cheese n Crackers: Andddd... 'Practice what you preach' 🤭
But ty, I think...

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benderbitemyass to gina34123:

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lightinthedark: Oh yeah 🙂

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benderbitemyass to taylorlisagauthier: strange

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benderbitemyass to Jessicasub: if you run into trouble with women on here just post this

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