 Friends  |  befuddled: Went to the Henry Doorly zoo in Omaha, NE. 9 years ago • Report • Link 0 befuddled: Well, a Scotsman (clad in kilt) left a bar one evening fair. & one could tell, by the way he walked, he'd drunk more than his share. He stumbled on 'til he could no longer keep his feet. & he fumbled onto the grass to sleep beside the street. 'bout that time, two young & lovely girls just happened by. One says to the other with a twinkle in her eye, "See yon sleeping Scotsman (so strong & handsome built)? I wonder if it's true what they don't wear 'neath their kilt?" They crept up on the sleeping Scot, as quiet as can be, & they lifted up his kilt 'bout an inch, so they could see. There behold for them to view, beneath that scottish skirt, was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth! They marvelled for a moment, then one said, " We must be gone." "Let's leave a present for our friend before we move along." As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon (tied into a bow) around the bonney star the kilt, when lifted, did show. The Scot did wake to Nature's call & stumble towards the trees. & behind a bush he lifts his kilt & gawks at what he sees. & in a startled voice says (to what's before his eyes) "Och! Lad I don't know where you've been, But I see you've won First Prize!" View all 8 posts  sixty 9 yrs of wanda: hmmm ..... that's tough one ... i'm glad i dont have a spouse or bf who i have to worry 'bout hurting their feelings with how i act online .... wish i could be more helpful ... befuddled: Our Constitution was made for a moral & religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the governing of any other. - John Adams, 2nd President of the United States befuddled: “Sometimes it seems there is so much cruelty and indifference in the world that the attainment of true happiness is impossible. Yet all of us seek it nonetheless. “And how best to do this? “The answer is different for each person...for each of us is unique. And therein lies the key to fulfillment. “Go your own way. Do not be afraid to hold your own views or pursue your own goals...so long as you bring no harm to others. “Make no unearned demand on any person, and accept no false claims on your own life. But do not hesitate to share that life freely with someone who will give you joy in return. “And above all, never stop believing in yourself. For only you can realize your dreams.” befuddled: Give a man a fire & he's warm for a night. Set a man on fire & he's warm for the rest of his LIFE! :burndown: befuddled: While visiting the Asylum the other day, I asked the director, "How do you determine whether a person is a patient or just a visitor?" She said,"We fill this bathtub, then give them a choice of: a teaspoon, a teacup, or a bucket & ask them to empty the bathtub." I said,"Oh, that makes sense, a normal person would use the bucket because it's the biggest & would empty the tub faster." Dr. Simmons said, "No, a normal person would simply pull the plug. Would you prefer a bed by the window or an interior room?" befuddled:  I got Internet again!  I also Finally got the Mrs.  to come with me on the Truck! kinda crowded now but Fun!  Queen_Carlsberg: _◕◕◕◕◕ _◕◕◕.....◕◕◕ ◕◕◕........◕◕◕◕◕◕ ◕◕◕.........◕◕◕...◕◕◕ _◕◕◕.........◕◕.....◕◕◕ __◕◕◕....You Are.....◕◕◕ ____◕◕◕.............◕◕◕ ______◕◕◕......◕◕◕ _______◕◕◕◕ _______◕◕ ______◕ _________________◕◕◕◕◕ ______________◕◕◕.....◕◕◕ _____________◕◕◕........◕◕◕◕◕◕ _____________◕◕◕.........◕◕◕...◕◕◕ ______________◕◕◕.........◕◕.....◕◕◕ _______________◕◕◕...A Great....◕◕◕ ________________◕◕◕.............◕◕◕ __________________◕◕◕......◕◕◕ ____________________◕◕◕◕ _____________________◕◕ ____________________◕ ___◕◕◕◕◕ _◕◕◕.....◕◕◕ ◕◕◕........◕◕◕◕◕◕ ◕◕◕.........◕◕◕...◕◕◕ _◕◕◕.........◕◕.....◕◕◕ __◕◕◕....Friend....◕◕◕ ____◕◕◕.............◕◕◕ ______◕◕◕......◕◕◕ _______◕◕◕◕ _______◕◕◕◕ |
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