To anyone messaging me for the first time, say more than HI if you expect a reply. If I get 20 hellos and 1 message that has something to do with one of my interests, guess who I'm chatting with? I love anything weird or spooky (zombies, ghosts, aliens, etc) Music (Metal/Hard rock mostly) Sitcoms (Married with Children, Seinfeld, King of Queens to name a few) Stand Up Comedy (George Carlin, Dane Cook, Nikki Glaser, Howie Mandel, Brad Williams. I could name 50 I love) Fun hypothetical questions History/Time Travel Crazy inventions and unique skills News you usually only find on the internet And yes, FLIRTING, but not every chat Pet Peeves Small talk Compliments, I do appreciate them, but they're a waste of my chat time. Limit them to one or 2 please. Taking forever to reply. I give people my full attention. If you're not prepared to do the same, please don't message me. Remember, there's only so much of me to go around (I'd clone myself If I could), so the funnier you are, the more of my chat time you'll get. Interests | Body Type | Average | Ethnicity | White/Caucasian | Smoking Habits | Do not smoke | Religion | Atheist | Drinking Habits | Non-drinker | Body Art | No body art | Hair Color | Black | Hair Style | Long straight | Relationship Status | In a relationship | Job | Retail | Children | I have children who are grown | Spending Habits | I live for today - not attached to money | Sense of Humor | I am very sarcastic | Eating Habits | I eat what is convenient | Height | 169 cm - 173 cm (5'7" - 5'8") | Fashion | Smart (My clothes reflect my mind) | Pets | I like traditional pets | Political View | Don't care | Sexual Orientation | Heterosexual (straight) | |