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"Ancora imparo"

2023 edit: I'm 100% Double XX chromosome, made by nature, FEMALE. I can't help having angular cheekbones and boney hips. I'm not going to give you a peek at my plumbing to "prove" anything, get over it. Some of you bitches are pretty hurtful.

Yes, I'm still learning. I've been accused of being standoffish. I'm anything but that. I am.. cautious. I have a huge callous where my vulnerability used to be, but that's not your business. Stuff happens. Life happens, we move on.

Alright, let's talk about the awkward stuff. I'm not here to sext. I"m not here to cam, pic swap, discuss my private life, your private life, or chat with *every single person* who pops in. I'm not saying this to be mean, but it's a pattern that I see on every single site like this. Are we clear on this? I'm not "seeking" anyone.


What I like sexually, who I'm in a relationship with or not-- I don't discuss this with strangers. Do you? I mean seriously. Do you? So to help you out if you need these things spelled out: I'm not here to find a Master or Mistress, I'll never be subservient to either sex. I don't need a Dom, a Domme, or a slave-- I don't see sex as being that binary, you are either this or that, and can't be anything else. There, I said it. An accident of genetics doesn't make you a superior anything. You may feel free to disagree but please keep it to yourself.

With that said, I'm ALSO just bored and sick of being holed up waiting for the plague to go away. That's the reason I started my account.. I'm not desperate. It's not an open invite. Sorry! I'm glad we got that out of the way.

Otherwise, I"m a relatively normal person who defaults to being kind and courteous, unless people aren't that way back. I'm sure we're all going to be on our best behavior together.. I've got a great feeling about this. Ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaa gasp wheeze.. oh, I slay me.

"suaviter in modo, fortiter in re"

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Atotalstranger: Ichi, Ni, San, Shi,
Everybody sing with me!!

Po pi ba bee ba!
Po pi ba bee pi ba pi ba yo!
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Yum yam yum yam!
Chobaka chaka yo!
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Chobaka chaka yo!
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Chobaka chaka yo!
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Atotalstranger: In honor of the Eclipse, you may address me as "A Strange Totality" for the rest of the day.
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Atotalstranger: When I was young I was accused of shoplifting a thesaurus from a bookstore. Not only was I shocked, I was appalled, aghast, and dismayed.
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