Yes, I'm still learning. I've been accused of being standoffish. I'm anything but that. I am.. cautious. I have a huge callous where my vulnerability used to be, but that's not your business. Stuff happens. Life happens, we move on.
So, we're on this community thing. People can text and message you constantly.
alright, let's talk about the awkward stuff. I'm not here to sext. I"m not here to cam, pic swap, discuss my private life, your private life, or chat with *every single person* who pops in. I'm not saying this to be mean, but it's a pattern that I see on every single site like this.
What I like sexually, who I'm in a relationship with or not-- I don't discuss this with strangers. Do you? I mean seriously. Do you? So to help you out a little bit. I'm not here to find a Master or Mistress, I'll never be a servant. I don't need a Dom, a Domme, or a slave-- I don't see sex as being that binary, you are either this or that, and can't be anything else. There, I said it. An accident of genetics doesn't make you a superior anything. You may feel free to disagree but please keep it to yourself.
With that said, I'm just bored and sick of being holed up waiting for the plague to go away. That's the reason I'm here. I'm not desperate. It's not an open invite. Sorry! I'm glad we got that out of the way.
Otherwise, I"m a relatively normal person who defaults to being kind and courteous, unless people aren't that way back. I'm sure we're all going to be on our best behavior together.. I've got a great feeling about this. Ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaa gasp wheeze.. oh, I slay me.
Atotalstranger: After 10 months flying in space, NASA’s Double Asteroid Redirection Test (DART) – the world’s first planetary defense technology demonstration – successfully impacted its asteroid target on Monday, the agency’s first attempt to move an asteroid in space.
Mission control at the Johns Hopkins Applied Physics Laboratory (APL) in Laurel, Maryland, announced the successful impact at 7:14 p.m. EDT.
As a part of NASA’s overall planetary defense strategy, DART’s impact with the asteroid Dimorphos demonstrates a viable mitigation technique for protecting the planet from an Earth-bound asteroid or comet, if one were discovered.
“At its core, DART represents an unprecedented success for planetary defense, but it is also a mission of unity with a real benefit for all humanity,” said NASA Administrator Bill Nelson. “As NASA studies the cosmos and our home planet, we’re also working to protect that home, and this international collaboration turned science fiction into science fact, demonstrating one way to protect Earth.”
DART targeted the asteroid moonlet Dimorphos, a small body just 530 feet (160 meters) in diameter. It orbits a larger, 2,560-foot (780-meter) asteroid called Didymos. Neither asteroid poses a threat to Earth.
Atotalstranger: We sent out a satellite to actually strike an asteroid. This is a test to see if we can nudge asteroids away from our planet. It doesn't take much; just a minor course deviation starting a long way away.
NASA nailed it in one!
Atotalstranger: I am writing to report
How *dare* you say
I'm not a woman of action.
You say I like to sleep,
to loaf, to lie around,
to drift, to dawdle,
to loll and lounge,
All VERBS, I note.
Have you not heard
that verbs are known
as *doing* words??
Atotalstranger: After watching Finding Nemo, a man runs out to the pet store and buys a clown fish
He brings the fish home and puts it into the tank, but after a few days notices that it doesn't seem at all settled in its new home.
He remembers that in Finding Nemo, the clownfish live in an anemone, so he returns to the pet store and asks the clerk if they have any for sale. The clerk tells him they do, but explains there is a far less expensive solution. The clerks says to go down to the flower shop and buy a fern, pull off a few of the fronds and arrange them in the tank. He says the clownfish really just wants to feel hidden and this will do the job for a fraction of the price.
So the gentleman follows the clerks advice, buys a fern, arranges the fronds in the corner of his tank and sure enough the clownfish swims right in and seems completely happy.
He steps back, satisfied with the solution and thinks to himself, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"
Atotalstranger: Amini "fell ill" in custody. Amazing.. demonstrations ALL OVER Iran! Get behind the bastards. Don't let them forget what they have done.
Atotalstranger: If I ever have a child, I'll name it PizzaP*ssySanta.. because everybody likes ONE of those things.
Atotalstranger: a younger gal had 1st sexual experience and was talking to her more experienced best friend asking.....does the baby come out where the penis goes in....her friend replied yes it does. the girl sighs and says geesh i gonna lose all my teeth