 Current RoomsFriends         | Hello  atg2015: Never Mourn a soldiers death, just thank god for making such a man. A hero is something that gets taken for granted and this man is the hero all men should aim to have the same morals. A man who stood against the greatest battle this country has ever seen and ever will see again in WW2, a man who gave his entire life for Queen and Country. A man who couldn’t walk without aid of his Walker, still stood tall put his medals on his chest and marched to raise money for the NHS. Stand down Sir, Your duty is done 🇬🇧 At the going down of the Sun, and in the morning... WE WILL REMEMBER SIR MAJOR TOM MOORE ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️  Leeaahh: Right, just as vegans die of a heroin overdose, because they take such great care of their temple. atg2015: This site is getting rediculous I was kicked and muted from all chat for jokingly saying “ sweet dreams of me In the bath with my rubber ducks Kevin and sally and there baby Sarah lou! so I didn’t swear no profanities no racism yet I’m kicked and muted form all chat  View all 17 posts  MiZz_L: Hummm are your ducks named after Coronation Street characters ? ive not watched the soap for a long but those are names of 3 in it lol. There was Kevin and Sally Webster... And Sarahlou Platt .maybe coincidental . Who knows lol !! MiZz_L: Ooops I missed out the word time lol.. ive not watched the soap for a long time that was it. atg2015: So I got muted from all chat for saying sweet dreams of me in the bath 🛀 jokingly wtf is happening to this site |
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Stop singing and read on......
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