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atg2015: WHY?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

What is the speed of darkness?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?

If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Did you ever stop and wonder......

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there always a light in the fridge and not always in the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs !

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Stop singing and read on......

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the button in the lift more than once make it arrive faster?
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oarmeal162
oarmeal162: Good questions.
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oarmeal162: Good questions.
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jacqui_mccarron: WHAT CUNT REPORTED ME
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atg2015: I didn’t see sorry I been driving
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atg2015
atg2015: Never Mourn a soldiers death, just thank god for making such a man.

A hero is something that gets taken for granted and this man is the hero all men should aim to have the same morals.

A man who stood against the greatest battle this country has ever seen and ever will see again in WW2, a man who gave his entire life for Queen and Country.

A man who couldn’t walk without aid of his Walker, still stood tall put his medals on his chest and marched to raise money for the NHS.

Stand down Sir, Your duty is done 🇬🇧

At the going down of the Sun, and in the morning... WE WILL REMEMBER SIR MAJOR TOM MOORE ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
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MysteryMan4
MysteryMan4: I have emailed you a few times
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MysteryMan4: Love that, ATG. ty vm!!!
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MysteryMan4
MysteryMan4: so true. so well said!!
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Leeaahh
Leeaahh: Right, just as vegans die of a heroin overdose, because they take such great care of their temple.
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tierracummings18: wow men are so sexy in suits
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Italygirl98: 😎
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Brookie_7
Brookie_7: Nice looking pic of you there... Look great in a suit!
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atg2015
atg2015: This site is getting rediculous I was kicked and muted from all chat for jokingly saying “ sweet dreams of me In the bath with my rubber ducks Kevin and sally and there baby Sarah lou!
so I didn’t swear no profanities no racism yet I’m kicked and muted form all chat
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MiZz_L
MiZz_L: Hummm are your ducks named after Coronation Street characters ?
ive not watched the soap for a long but those are names of 3 in it lol.
There was Kevin and Sally Webster... And Sarahlou Platt .maybe coincidental .
Who knows lol !!
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MiZz_L
MiZz_L: Ooops I missed out the word time lol..
ive not watched the soap for a long time that was it.
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King_Buckit
King_Buckit: People are pathetic, Brother Ant. You probably got reported by association with me!
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atg2015 to cerina82: Can you help me please
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cerina82
cerina82: Atg what’s up?
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atg2015: So I got muted from all chat for saying sweet dreams of me in the bath 🛀 jokingly wtf is happening to this site
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MollyBecks
MollyBecks: Lol what?? That's madness! 🤔
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mermaid
mermaid: Request for mod review
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Brookie_7
Brookie_7: Sorry to hear that, atg. Hopefully, you can get things cleared up and soon!
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atg2015: Omg I’ve been banned from rooms lol 😂
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Brookie_7: 👀 Oh Boy!! You've must have been badddd... atg.
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vanosingrid38
vanosingrid38: we are in lock down to again and longer because of the covid variant fron GB?UK
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mermaid: e-quarantine
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Andlov: Lmaooooooooo
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Dimjim55: Wtf is that?
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cloudy_winds
cloudy_winds: LOOKEE DA LIL BABYYYYYYY, so cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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zoeygirll
zoeygirll: Damm i love your fur baby..
Soo Gorgeous 😍 💖 💕
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zenbearturtle: puppy
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