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The older I get, the less I care. This is the motto I live by.

Asia is a very driven person who knows what she wants. She's very focused and won't let anyone....ooohhhh look, sparkly things.

PURPLE PUNCH BUGGY!!! NO PUNCH BACK! (I guess I’m showing my age here)

I have an acute case of ADD. Yup, my ADD is so cute.

I have a short attention span. I suck at remembering names and dates which is not a very good characteristic to have when meeting people. Also, I have a short attention span.

I drink pinacoladas and make sock puppets. The next morning as I'm getting dressed I'm wondering why there's markings all over my socks.

I wanted to join the Teabaggers, but was let down when I found out that they weren't what I thought they were.

I tend to be somewhat socially awkward as I make 90s music/tv show references that nobody gets and they just stand there scratching their heads while I'm the only one laughing. Go figure!

I'm the female Peloton version of Forrest Gump. "That girl sure is stupid, but she can ride." I spin everyday like it's crack and I'm part of their cult.

I don't like clubs, they tend to leave bruises. Also, I don't like bars, who likes jail?

I'm obsessed with the word "douche" and all it's variants....douchebag, douche canoe, douche nozzle, etc...

I don't believe in paragraphs and proper English is such a turn-on!

I type a sentence, then hit ENTER to make a space between sentences.

I've come to the conclusion that guys want an attractive woman who is smart with a sense of humor, I have neither.

Asia is a sarcastic smarty pants. <—Read this again!

We're all just bugs on the windshield of life....buzz, splat, wipe. Quit making life so complicated, it’s NOT that serious.

Just on wire trying to kill time since COVID or work won't let me be great.

BUT ON A SERIOUS NOTE: Please keep all drama away from me because I'm old and graduated HS decades ago! I'm just trying to have fun on wire, that's it, PERIOD! Capisce?