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65 Happily married Male from Nazareth       33
         
Trespassers will be shot....suvivors will be shot again....

Art0fliving
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susanharrington668
susanharrington668: are you Elvis ?
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Art0fliving
Art0fliving: 26 yrs ago today...on a hot and humid Oct day, I made one of the smartest decisions in my life and got married to a woman(Penny) who even after all these years, puts up with me. I understand now the meaning of someone being your "better half". She has made me a better man, a better father, and a better person. We may have a strange and wacky relationship at times, but in front of God and all these witnesses who are reading this....I would say I would do it again in a flat second...
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clover
clover: awwwwwwwww....Sweetness!! for the 2 of you guys!!
Congrats!!
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lakeduck
lakeduck: Lucky
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Art0fliving
Art0fliving: Dear Canada....
Today is your lucky day...we will let you have your winter back...we don't ever want to share this with you again....it is yours to keep

Signed,
America

P.S. while we are in such a giving mood, we will give you back Justin Bieber for Free..please take him off our hands....
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ChaCha8
ChaCha8: Art- Canada's winter never got lost....and you can keep the Biebs
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eternalyat1
eternalyat1: Definitely keep the freaky baby Bieber jeeeeeeez, aren't you enjoying the snow? Rofl ok fair enough its freezing but have to admit its great fun too, makes a wee change from the norm
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lakeduck
lakeduck: Quackie
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Art0fliving
Art0fliving: so what is wrong with this Sentence?.....Today's temperature in Nazareth, PA...(with Wind chill)....-9 degrees, while the Temperature in Anchorage AL is 39 Degrees....As Boewinkle would say... "Something wrong here".....
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Art0fliving
Art0fliving: ATTENTION....ATTENTION....ATTENTION...Tomorrow is a very important day....it is NATIONAL BACON DAY!!!...I can hardly wait.....lol
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Aura
Aura:
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eternalyat1
eternalyat1: Seriously, oh come on you don't honestly have national bacon day?! Rofl, you enjoy Artie, hope your family is still as wonderful as ever and doing very well,
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clover
clover: mmmmmmmmm bacon
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Art0fliving
Art0fliving: ok...so what are the big stories in the media today?...that Miley Cyrus is a ho and everyone hates ben Affleck as the choice for Batman....sigh, I think I will just go back to bed.....lol
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Charliebug
Charliebug: Can't say as I blame ya
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Art0fliving
Art0fliving: Time: 0800 hours
Location: Kitchen Counter
We find our hero, being silent as a ninja.(if his enemy could do it, so could he)...armed with all the needed tools to wipe out any and all of the enemy who come into range...waiting like a hungry lion, ready to pounce on an unsuspecting wildebeest...and then...He sees the first victim, crawling along the edge of the sink...apparently, the enemy is using the edge of the sink to hide in and to move about...HE STRIKES!!!...BRINGING DOWN CARNAGE UPON ALL THE EVIL ANTS.....AGAIN, AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN, HE STRIKES...until no more are in view....OH THE HUMANITY!!!...he knows they will return, and so he must remain ever vigilant...call him...the Ant Hunter.....
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Aura:
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Art0fliving
Art0fliving: there are days when being a parent means putting your child and her needs in front of your own...and I wouldn't have it any other way.....
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Art0fliving: well...sometimes, it becomes a Larger than life choice....and I wonder if this is why so many kids are screwed up, because they have parents who wont put them first before something else.
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clover
clover: I hear ya!!
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rDANIr
rDANIr: At least our daughters have a fair chance at life because we are their parents!
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Art0fliving
Art0fliving: I am feeling very young today...I just found out that Mick Jagger's birthday was just a few days ago...he is 70 Yrs old...Keith Richards is 69 (a Tribute to modern science and medicine for keeping him alive all these years)
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Art0fliving
Art0fliving: My blood type is Coffee...
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Aura
Aura: Ah good. If I ever need a donor, I know who to call
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ElleBelle
ElleBelle: Drink much eh? Lol
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Art0fliving
Art0fliving: ATTENTION CANADA....We would like the Jet Stream back...you have had it for long enough...the heat and humidity are miserable...In Trade...we will give you back Justin Bieber....
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Charliebug
Charliebug: No deal...
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StolenHeart
StolenHeart: omgoodness Art!!! You are not kidding. I went out just to make a store run and nearly fainted. Even my car's ac wasnt cooling things off right.
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clover
clover: no trade...try another territory.
Ohhhhh maybe trade this?? >>>
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Art0fliving
Art0fliving: I just read that This week was a terrible week for Congress...they fought like 4 yr olds over every issue....I say it is time for Time-outs for all of them....if my children behaved this badly, I would want to spank them....can we do that to Congressmen??
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Aura
Aura: No, over a certain age it becomes sexual harassment.
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ElleBelle
ElleBelle: Isn't that just a matter of course on The Hill?? That's why real work rarely gets done, real progress ever made
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Art0fliving
Art0fliving: There was a sign posted outside a local Police Station....

POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN
COPS HAVE NOTHING TO GO ON
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Aura
Aura:
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clover
clover: oh crap!!
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Art0fliving
Art0fliving: so I finally gave in yesterday and went to the doctor..found out that not only do I have a upper Respiratory Infection(a head cold) but I also have Bronchitis...No halfway, wimpy, symptoms for me.....lol
but...I got good drugs, so I should get better(like I say, better living through pharmaceuticals)....
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ElleBelle
ElleBelle: Well anything worth doing is worth doing right.... right?

Hope you get well soon. Being sick sucks, but especially when the weather is nice
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Charliebug
Charliebug: You never do anything half-assed do ya Art? Take care of yourself man..we need you!
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draytonnr
draytonnr: Hello there Im Nancy How are you ?
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Art0fliving
Art0fliving: so I am sorry I missed the holiday yesterday....I think it must have been Leave your child standing up in the shopping cart and turn your back on them day...I saw it 3 times in the grocery store yesterday....one young mom had turned her back on her daughter, who was jumping up and down in the cart while her brother was shoving the cart across the floor.....sigh
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Charliebug
Charliebug: Ahhh the good ol' days when you could leave the little punkin's in the car
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Art0fliving
Art0fliving: and yet in another sign the apocalypse is upon us....the Kardashians have signed for a new 3 yr deal for the their show....they will make 40 million over the next 3 yrs....Stop the bus, I want off now, please....
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Charliebug
Charliebug: They have a show? What about ffs? I still don't know why these gals are famous lol!
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Art0fliving
Art0fliving: Charlie...it is sad....this will lead to the downfall of society as we know it..(I am sure some people think we are already there)...lol
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Art0fliving
Art0fliving: a fine Saturday morning...gonna sleep in...and at 6 am...my 10 yr old lab decides he REALLY needs to go out and do his business....Using his Metronome bark..(which means let me outside before I explode all over the floor)...he lets me know that he wants to go out NOWWWW....so I get up and do so(not wanting to clean up the mess if I don't)...
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Art0fliving
Art0fliving: we were recently on Vacation in Chicago...while at their aquarium, there was this young "Fish Nerd" spouting off all sorts of crap about fish to my two daughters....the guy in the red shirt and baseball cap is me...waiting to smack him if needed.....lol
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Charliebug
Charliebug: I can tell by his body language alone the guy was a total douche. How annoying!
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rDANIr
rDANIr: LMAO Artie....you could have pictured me standing there next to him
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Art0fliving
Art0fliving: I knew my girls could handle him...but I wanted to be in range, just in case.....lol
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Art0fliving: It is Memorial Day in the USA today...a chance for us to look back and honor those who have served this country(and prehaps died for it) I always think of my father..I think of his service to this country...it wasnt even his country of birth...he came here in 1938, leaving his family behind in Germany, and then by 1943 was in the army..he fought the Germans(his countrymen) until the end in 1945...winning the bronze star along the way for bravery. After that, he serviced faithfully in the reserves until 1974, when he retired. One time, he told me that he considered himself an American....period....he had fought and bled for this country and this was what he was......Thanks, Dad
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Art0fliving: it has been a rough day so far...after a 5 yr battle with cancer, a 12 yr old boy named Zachi didnt have any fight left in him today and he died...his parents had adopted him 6 yrs ago and they have helped him to fight the cancer until it finally won out...he lived 4 yrs longer than he should have...I know the family well...I dont have anything profound to say about all of this...and I would ask that any comments designed to start a fight over death or the afterlife or whatever..be left out today...I am too heartbroken to argue today....
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Aura
Aura: Wishing you strength Art. My thoughts are with you and the family.
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StolenHeart
StolenHeart: awww Art...so saddened to hear this. May strength, peace and comfort find those who mourn him...
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Art0fliving
Art0fliving: since I am receiving chips and stuff every day for logging into wire...I will eventually have enough TO TAKE OVER AND RULE WIRE..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(evil laugh)
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Art0fliving
Art0fliving: so...my new computer finally arrives...and I am as happy, happy, happy...until I start to count parts...where is my keyboard?...I let them put the order together for me and apparently, they didnt think a keyboard was neccasary....I am not sure how they expect me to operate this unit...maybe with telepathy??...now I have to wait until their office opens to find out just what they were thinking.....sigh
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Art0fliving: so my day is starting off ever so well....it is hot and very humid outside, all the doors are open because I have guys working on the house, and my dogs(3) have escaped my homemade jail cell that they were in and 1) ran all over the yard, and 2) terrified all the workmen by barking at them....and they are very pleased with themselves.....
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TheUncovered
TheUncovered: good morning here sandy rain
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TheUncovered in reply to TheUncovered: your dogs are just sayin whose the boss there
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TheUncovered
TheUncovered: showin sorry my bad english
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Art0fliving
Art0fliving: So a week before i get my new computer...my old one committed computer hari-kari and died an ugly death...a service will be held next week...please send me money in place of flowers or cards
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Charliebug
Charliebug: Awww....so you have a new one now? Yay for new computer!!!
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Art0fliving
Art0fliving: Not yet...i am getting my wire fix by using my kindle....lol
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eternalyat1
eternalyat1: Rofl at least its now gone to PC world, where it will be at peace with the rest of its counter 'parts' lol hope you got a new one in place by now
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