Chachy Offline

40 Single Male from Fort Bragg       6
         

Blog

Funny shit right hur!

Two hillbillies are at a bar! While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about there moonshine operation. Suddenly, a women at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no then he asks "kin ya breathe?" The women begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her panties and quickly gives her Axwz&#% a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly slowly walks back to the bar. His partner says "ya know, i'd herd of that there, the HIND LICK MANEUVER but i aint niver seed nobody do it!"