 Friends         | im a easy kind of guy who likes to enjoy life i like the beach cafes movies squash walks drives concerts photography ,music 2pac black eyed peas pink green day 50 cents ice cube eminem timbaland akon PitBull Snoop Dog  Anthonyyyy: sore as 8 years ago • Report • Link 0 Anthonyyyy: Boy goes to a chemist- "Give me a condom. I'am going to my gf's house for dinner. Then he says "Give me to more. My gf's sis is a bomb 'n her mom is still hot." During dinner, her Dad walks in. Boy lowers his head 'n starts praying. 10 min 'n he is still praying, his head down. All are surprised. Girlfriend-" I never knew you are so religious" Boy-" I never knew your DAD IS A CHEMIST! Anthonyyyy: One day when the teacher walked into the classroom, she noticed that someone had written the word 'PENIS' (in tiny letters) on the blackboard. She scanned the class looking for a guilty face. Finding none, she rubbed the word off and began class. The next day, the word 'PENIS' was written on the board again; this time it was written about halfway across the board. Again she looked around in vain for the culprit, so she proceeded with the day's lesson. Every morning for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the same disgusting word written on the board, each day's being larger than the previous one, and each being rubbed off vigorously. At the end of the second week, she walked in expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board but instead found the words: "The more you rub it, the bigger it gets." |
