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Anne  Frankenstein
Anne Frankenstein: Pumpkin spice flavored lube. For the seasonal thot in your life!
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Anne Frankenstein: Ive reached the apex of my chat career.
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LunaRiviera: Hail the dark lord!
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Anne Frankenstein: Hail Satan!
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Depresso Espresso: smoke catnip hail lucipurrr
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Scarcastic: I always really like how blue/green hair looks on you, great picture btw!
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MysticSouls: Finee looking woman : )
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Depresso Espresso: now ethan needs blue ribbons
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Ralph LIJ: wow didn't know u were christian
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daynite0000: Pretty๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค
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Anne Frankenstein: Tfw you walk 2 blocks out of your way to avoid talking to ppl you know
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Acidic_Alex
Acidic_Alex: We've all been there
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Ralph LIJ
Ralph LIJ: they will still find you. I've stopped trying to avoid them. I rely on headphones to deter when they are very close.
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Aaron_AyAyRon: You're easy to spot with the hair. And the sexy armpits.
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Makaveli_: Thats a bunch of damn pets
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Anne Frankenstein: Do i know you?
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Cerebral Policy
Cerebral Policy: I think this might be a come-on
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Anne Frankenstein in reply to Cerebral Policy: Uh i prefer sausage
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LunaRiviera: Wtf are you supposed to say to that?
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hobostu: Some fetishes are annoying. They're too particular and silly. Hate.
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guacamoleisdope: Chores teach responsibility interest in sex is normal he seems problematic
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TheSmilingMortician: Gayyyyyyy
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ITzLoT: wut
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Cerebral Policy: Jeez, what did those guys say?
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Nicorrette: U look good
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Anne Frankenstein: I got the job! im in like sin and we're dancing with the devil tonight!
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Defective_: buy me whiskey
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daynite0000: Noyiiice!๐Ÿ˜Ž
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BlackSheep_Bard: I had no doubts!
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Anne Frankenstein: Koalas are the worst animal on the planet

Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.

Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.
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daynite0000: As presiding head chairman of the"National Association Of Koala Bears United" or NAKBU...I wld ask that you cease & desist with this blantant disregard of the fragile emotional state of koalas across the intercontenental map. It is the 5unwarranted slander such as the diatribe posted on this page that has caused many sleepless nights in the NAKBU community. I ask that you please give the K-Bears (as they are referred to in the bush) a fair shake of a eucalyptus branch from now on. Your opinion is wholly misinformed & hurtful to those of us in the koala anti-exploitation & protection services. Shame on you Anne Frankenstein for this horrid view of safari's cuddly & lovable version of Al Roker. SHAMEeeeee!!!
If you need a bear to protest I implore you consider the incredulous panda bears of the Orient. Those bastards get all the fame & adoration but are nothing more than lethal killing machines willing to commit unspeakable atrocities for the sweet nectar of bamboo. We must'nt forget the infamous photos taken at Tenamen Square. All due to the panda crisis plaguing China. Yes! I dare label it as a global "pandamic". (rimshot)๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿจ
But your deplorable efforts speaking out against the innocent koalas must end here & now. Thank you for your time.
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Emperor_DD in reply to goshdarnitidontknow: "nice armpit"... this is why you never get laid
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Aaron_AyAyRon
Aaron_AyAyRon in reply to Emperor_DD: I mean, I'm no armpit connoisseur but I've been commenting for a year about her lovely armpits. #truestory #appreciatewhatshegot
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Depresso Espresso: Armpit fetishists.
I thought foot freaks were fucking weird
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