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To live in the mundane is utterly insane.

Adeleanne
Adeleanne: NAUGHTY LINES FOR YOU


I like to do things that the censors won't pass.

Nice pants..can I test the zipper?

Don't stick your tongue out unless you plan to use it!

Se x is evil. Evil's a sin. Sins are forgiven. So
let's begin!

When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.

Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped.

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.

Se x is like nose picking. It's fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it's disgusting watching someone else doing it.

ROFL
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FreshlySqueezedBaby
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Adeleanne
Adeleanne: A person can make you feel high,
A person can make you feel low.
But only you can decide,
Which way you want to go.

A person can hurt you mentally,
A person can hurt you physically.
But only you can place,
A limit on your abilities.

A person can cause drama,
A person can cause a situation.
But only you can create,
Your own reputation.

A person can make you laugh,
A person can make you cry.
But only you can make,
Decisions for your life.

I guess what I'm trying to say,
That when you're living day to day.
Don't live by what people do,
But live by what you know is true
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rkssbc
rkssbc: Heyyy **

Been some days, yeah? How goes 2011?
Getting any of those New Year resolutions out of the way? In any case.. Try not to get too crazy
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FreshlySqueezedBaby
FreshlySqueezedBaby: Why am I alive?
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Adeleanne
Adeleanne: Life is a manuscript, and the author of
that manuscript is that which you are. ...
The beginning and the ending of this
manuscript are missing. You do not
consciously know from where you have come;
you do not know where you will go.

"Why are the Sun, Moon and stars
constantly on the move?
If you know the purpose of their movement,
then move in harmony with them.
If you do not know, move in harmony
with them still.For by doing so,
one day you will know the purpose.

"You are the architect of your life
and you decide your destiny....
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Adeleanne
Adeleanne: You are a part of a puzzle 0f someone’s life.
You may never kn0w where you fit,
but always remember that
someone’s life may not be complete without you!
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Adeleanne
Adeleanne: Love is not finding someone you can live with .. it's finding someone you can't live without.

Have a lovely day
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Adeleanne
Adeleanne: Happy New year
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rkssbc
rkssbc: Hey man..

Happy Holidays and all that Jazz
I hope ya didn't break the bank shopping, haha.

Ttyl - Ry.
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Adeleanne
Adeleanne: Eight Gifts that Do Not Cost penny!

1. THE GIFT OF LISTENING...
But you must REALLY listen.
No interrupting, no daydreaming,
No planning your response.
Just listening.


2. THE GIFT OF AFFECTION...
Be generous with appropriate hugs,
Kisses, pats on the back, and handholds.
Let these small actions demonstrate the
Love you have for family and friends.
3. THE GIFT OF LAUGHTER...
Clip cartoons.
Share articles and funny stories.
Your gift will say, "I love to laugh with you."


4. THE GIFT OF A WRITTEN NOTE...
It can be a simple
"Thanks for the help" note or a full sonnet.
A brief,handwritten notemay be remembered
For a lifetime, and may even change a life.


5. THE GIFT OF A COMPLIMENT.. .
A simple and sincere,
"You look great in red,"
"You did a super job,"
Or "That was a wonderful meal"
Can make some one's day.


6. THE GIFT OF A FAVOR...
Every day, go out of your way
To do something kind.


7. THE GIFT OF SOLITUDE...
There are times when we want nothing better
Than to be left alone.
Be sensitive to those times and give
The gift of solitude to others.


8. THE GIFT OF A CHEERFUL DISPOSITION. ..
The easiest way to feel good is
To extend a kind word to someone.
Really, it's not that hard to say,
Hello or Thank You.
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FreshlySqueezedBaby
FreshlySqueezedBaby: Man, f*ck this tiger
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•I ♥ Lamp•
•I ♥ Lamp•: I'M NOT CRAZY!! ............... u wanna meet my other me?
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FreshlySqueezedBaby
FreshlySqueezedBaby to •I ♥ Lamp•: Wow youre like a whole nother level of crazy...
Nice to meet you.
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FreshlySqueezedBaby
FreshlySqueezedBaby: Havent said a word to me this evening
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FreshlySqueezedBaby
FreshlySqueezedBaby: I am sorry.
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rkssbc
rkssbc: No worries up this way
Well.. I'm off counting Zzz's

Later bud,
Ryan.
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FreshlySqueezedBaby
FreshlySqueezedBaby to rkssbc: Haha everythings good man,
Hows things on your end?
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rkssbc
rkssbc: Heya smelly, haha..
Hows things over on over?
Keeping with the holiday spirit?
Nah.. Well, have a good one

Ryan.
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FreshlySqueezedBaby
FreshlySqueezedBaby: You can kiss my indecisive as*cr*ck
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FreshlySqueezedBaby
FreshlySqueezedBaby: I wanted love, I needed love... so bad
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FreshlySqueezedBaby
FreshlySqueezedBaby: Not only was that rude, but COMPLETELY uncalled 4
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FreshlySqueezedBaby
FreshlySqueezedBaby: 523 songs on my itunes.. that's not nearly enough
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FreshlySqueezedBaby
FreshlySqueezedBaby: I am going to attempt to drown myself
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BishyBish
BishyBish: Heeey (: you all calm now? haha the converation in my room earlier seem to be a bit of a heat starter, but anyways hows it going?
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