 Friends         | Advanced ASSana  AllySaur: A farmer buys a young rooster. As soon as he brings the bird to the farm, it rushes & fucks all 150 hens. The farmer is impressed thinking about all the eggs the hens would hatch. At lunch, the rooster again screws all 150 hens. The farmer gets a bit worried now. The next day, he finds the rooster fucking the ducks, geese, & a parrot too which is now scaring him. Later that day, he finds the rooster lying pale, half-dead with vultures circling over its head. The farmer says, "You horny bastard, you deserve this." The rooster opens one eye, points up, & whispers, "Shh! Don't shout, let them land" 1 day ago • Report • Link 3 View all 5 posts  FireEagle: (: 1 day ago • Report 1  wes066: LMAO Ally! 1 day ago • Report 1  MysticUniverse: Lmao 17 hours ago • Report 1  Lucy Bullish Pearl: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww  AllySaur: thx badi I really appreciate your exploitation of the behaviorally deviant to buy me stuff in here  View all 8 posts  Ex_Machina: That's a good gig that cat has going. Scratch the human's face, and the human feeds and is nice to 'em anyway.  Badabing5885: Yo just checking in on you ya ol cat lady making sure you didn't die and leave Aggie to find for herself 😘 |
