AlisonNicole Offline

35 • Single • Female • from Hillsboro • 54

So.. I'm your basic, boring slob. Love music and animals, summer and being outside. I appreciate sarcasm and a dark sense of humor, the musically inclined, and the young at heart. I'm from Ohio, the country. I still love the city. I'm a waste of a human being and I don't quote Larry the Cable Guy and I don't cam. That's about it.

AlisonNicole: It's 5am, asshole. Just write your essay and go to bed.

AlisonNicole: Over here like, fuck you too Brad. I know, you don't get it. You don't need to.

AlisonNicole: "You know I wasn't actually trying to win you over? I was trying to tell you to fuck off."

AlisonNicole: 20 credit hours. 2 internships. Working 25 hours. I'm still alive. My life simply consists of power naps and 1 inch slits in microwavable containers now.

AlisonNicole: Welcome to the most uncomfortable evening of my life : ). This is why I shouldn't date guys.

AlisonNicole: Still alive. Summer break means never having to get online.

AlisonNicole: Ended the year with a 4.0. Great tax refund. Sinusitis and thrush. Did you know adults got thrush? I didn't. Managed to get my heart broken twice in half a year. Professional fuck up status. There. You've been caught up. Carry on.

AlisonNicole: Holy finals week, bitches : (

King_Taco: shit on all the things. fuckstart the revolution on paper. jesus be damned and elvira be other word here. gluck.

AlisonNicole: Thank you haha... I think

AlisonNicole: Reel Big Fish and Less Than Jake are coming back in June : ). As pumped as pumped can be. Are people still saying pumped? Don't care. Pumped!

King_Taco: pump up the jam.

Thorkelin: Reel Big Fish!! YAY!

AlisonNicole: I'll try to be cool again after finals week. Right now I'm just trying not to throw myself off a bridge.

AlisonNicole: Tonight became a disaster. Have a lovely day : )

AlisonNicole: Remember when I said I love you? Well, forget it. I take it back. I was just a stupid kid back then. I take back every word that I said.

King_Taco:

AlisonNicole: Finals in sight. Don't think I'm going to make it. Sorry.

King_Taco: make it, like you mean to my bot mitzvah? jesus you promised.

AlisonNicole: Is Jesus the appropriate expression considering all the implied Jewish?

King_Taco: racist.

AlisonNicole: Add looking at pictures of cool hiking trails in CO on my best friend's sister's boyfriend's Facebook page to the list of shit I've done instead of doing my homework. Which is a persuasive argument concerning Facebook. This is worse than the free online IQ test I took in March when I was supposed to be studying intelligence for a psych exam.. Probably didn't need the IQ test to figure out that I'm sort of stupid.

AlisonNicole: If he has a girlfriend leave him alone : /

View all 4 posts

AlisonNicole: You're a home wrecker

King_Taco: put it in your pants, sicko!

AlisonNicole: YOU!

AlisonNicole: I can only build if I tear the walls down

AlisonNicole: "The moment that you're in will end so exponentially and she's going to write it all down and turn it all around."

AlisonNicole: I want to believe that you're a genuine human being but I just don't. You're probably a fuck. Carry on.

AlisonNicole: Don't. Don't put it out there. Keep it. I don't fuckin' want it. Just say no to Clintonism in student government.

King_Taco: thats a surefire way to get a cigar in your snaz.

AlisonNicole: Ew. That's the second ew this week, right? You only get 3. Make it count.

AlisonNicole: 5 weeks til finals and I want to go out strong. I also want to bake cookies and fall asleep and take a mini vacation and not do any homework. Ever. Cause fuck homework.... I have to do my homework.

King_Taco: fuck homework, go to the moon.

AlisonNicole: I HAVE TO DO MY HOMEWORK! Was I yelling? Or do I not understand the concept of caps lock... The choice is yours.

King_Taco: FUCK YOU GO TO THE MOON.

AlisonNicole: I know I've been drinking but I can't believe he loved me. 2 years and now it seems so fucking foreign. I don't know that girl now. Or that boy. That's all the real you get from me for the year...

King_Taco: stop spilling drinks on your city.

AlisonNicole: Get excited. Get pumped up.

King_Taco: im excited, im pumped.

King_Taco: be excited be be excited!

AlisonNicole: I don't care. Shut up. 10 Things I Hate About You is on.

AlisonNicole: Got my bank card info stolen in Nashville. It's not really spring break til you find charges from a steakhouse in Chicago weeks later.. : ).

King_Taco: yeah, sorry about that. i had a hankerin for a hunk o heffer.

AlisonNicole: Ew, dude. Le gross. <That's French. Obviously.

AlisonNicole: I wore my shirt inside out all day long and passed a group of 6 fully costumed and made up clowns on the sidewalk outside a bar in Bainbridge on my way home. Monday Unlocked.

Friends

AlisonNicole Offline