Friends | Defective X: happy birthday man VvvvvV 5 years ago • Report 0 ALIEN BLACK HOLE: The Christmas lights are enchanting On the houses up and and down the streets Me and my dogs are panting As we make our way over to the next street There's magic in the air Christmas spirit in our hearts By the time we get home me and the dogs have real cold feet But it's well worth it to see all the beautiful lights It's well worth it wish mom was here on this night Now it's morning the dogs get their special treats Our house has no reminders it's just another day The dogs eat their treats not knowing it's Christmas Day. I just choose not to observe Christmas Day this year. People in the houses around me tear into the gift wrap Finding that item that weeks ago was really just a dream I have my cereal and make a cup of dark roast Mom and I would be listening to classic Christmas songs And eating French toast It's just another day in this quiet lonely house You can hear it settling this quiet lonely house No use for suits and no use for ties I just stare at the ordinariness of the day With tears in my eyes Not even the ringing of the phone Me and the dogs spend Christmas all alone ALIEN BLACK HOLE: It's snowy outside I'm glad I am inside/ yeah it's so snowy outside I'm glad I'm inside/ because if I was outside I wouldn't be inside where it's warm. I'd be freezing off my ass And freezing off my nose Don't tell me I have no class That's just the way it goes For me trouble comes not in ones Not in twos for me it comes in threes That's why I got the freeze my ass off out here blues. ( shredding instrumental break) Yeah the cat is laying on my lap it's fast asleep/ yeah the cat is laying on me and it's fast asleep/ if it wasn't laying on me fast asleep it would be outside Me and the cat would be freezing Both sneezing to beat the band We both would freeze our asses off If it were real and not in dreamland For me and my cat We would be meowing and singing The freezing our asses off blues. ( shredding instrumental break) Yeah me and my cat would be too old To be freezing our asses off It would be a frigid hell for us two That's why we both are glad it's a song..and a dream Cuz me and my cat would not want those freezing our asses off No that's why me and the cat would not want the freezing our asses of Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuues, oh yeah. |