First thing you need to know Is Iam married and I am not here for flirting or sexual crap so please do not contact me looking for anything I do not skype and I do not give out my facebook, email or personal information
I am a hermaphrodite and i have a non functional penis no testicles and i have 2 ovaries and a vagina I am not a shemale nor a tranny as i do have the internal workings of a female and i produce my own Estrogen and female hormones plus my birth certificate and all my I d and my medical file all states iam female
woman looking for friends only I am married happy and faithful I have the best husband ever I also have a daughter and now have another on the ways
I am Ex Military posted out of petawawa and now work as mobile heavy equipment and diesel mechanic
I am in to fight training been doing Aki - Jujitsu since I was 7 I work out every day lift weights
my friends and family call me Fem De War
I was given a medical discharge with honours I suffer from minor brain damage and tremors form IED shrapnel that got lodged in my frontal lobe
yutwa4: hi just looking to make a decent friend here so if your into chatting let me know im from vic as well widow mom of three
alexiafaith: EMPLOYEE NOTICE
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.
This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the Government to be considered for theSHAFTprogram (Special Help After Forced Termination).
Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under theSCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).
A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the Government deems appropriate.
Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).
Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the Government.
Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The Government has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens.
Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your MP, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.
The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)
PS - Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, The Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.
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alexiafaith: I did my own fist aid and did my own staples as they gave me the oldest doctor in the hospital and the first 2 times he missed so i did it my self the other guy got it worse i beat the crap out of him