Picard: Listen up, wizard, let me tell you something true You may be old and wise, but I'm the captain of my crew I lead the Enterprise, exploring the galaxy While you sit in Middle-earth, smoking that pipe so casually
Gandalf: You may have a starship, but don't underestimate my power I wield a magic staff that can make even Sauron cower I've faced Balrogs and dragons, and survived the darkest hour So don't come at me with your Starfleet rank, you're just a human coward
Picard: Listen up, wizard, I know this is rough I may be a captain, but I can still strut my stuff You may have magic, but I have a phaser gun So don't mess with me, or you'll be done
Gandalf: You speak of weapons, but you forget the truth I have a staff, that can penetrate any brute I've faced many foes, and I always come out on top So don't underestimate me, or you'll be made to stop
Picard: You talk a big game, but can you really back it up? I've faced the Borg, Q, and many other challenges tough I don't need a staff to defeat my foes, just my wits and my crew
So bring it on, wizard, let's see what you can really do
Gandalf: Your ship may be fast, but can it take on a Balrog's fire? I've battled demons and monsters, my power never to tire I'm a force of nature, a wizard of immense might So don't think for a second that you can win this fight
Picard: I may be outmatched, but I won't back down from a challenge My crew and I will fight to the end, no matter the damage We're explorers and adventurers, seeking out new life and new civilizations You may have magic, but we have the Federation's regulations
Gandalf: Your rules and regulations won't save you in this battle I'll use my magic staff, to make you beg and rattle I'll bring down lightning and thunder, and summon the powers of the earth You may be a captain, but you'll soon realize your own worth
Picard: I may have underestimated you, my apologies old friend But let's not forget, I can make this rap battle end I'll stand my ground and fight with honor and conviction I won't be intimidated by your tricks and afflictions
Gandalf: You may think you've won, but victory is fleeting I'll be back stronger than ever, and you'll be left retreating I am Gandalf the Grey, a wizard of great might And you, Captain Picard, have just lost this fight
Picard:
Listen up, wizard, let me tell you something true
You may be old and wise, but I'm the captain of my crew
I lead the Enterprise, exploring the galaxy
While you sit in Middle-earth, smoking that pipe so casually
Gandalf:
You may have a starship, but don't underestimate my power
I wield a magic staff that can make even Sauron cower
I've faced Balrogs and dragons, and survived the darkest hour
So don't come at me with your Starfleet rank, you're just a human coward
Picard:
Listen up, wizard, I know this is rough
I may be a captain, but I can still strut my stuff
You may have magic, but I have a phaser gun
So don't mess with me, or you'll be done
Gandalf:
You speak of weapons, but you forget the truth
I have a staff, that can penetrate any brute
I've faced many foes, and I always come out on top
So don't underestimate me, or you'll be made to stop
Picard:
You talk a big game, but can you really back it up?
I've faced the Borg, Q, and many other challenges tough
I don't need a staff to defeat my foes, just my wits and my crew
So bring it on, wizard, let's see what you can really do
Gandalf:
Your ship may be fast, but can it take on a Balrog's fire?
I've battled demons and monsters, my power never to tire
I'm a force of nature, a wizard of immense might
So don't think for a second that you can win this fight
Picard:
I may be outmatched, but I won't back down from a challenge
My crew and I will fight to the end, no matter the damage
We're explorers and adventurers, seeking out new life and new civilizations
You may have magic, but we have the Federation's regulations
Gandalf:
Your rules and regulations won't save you in this battle
I'll use my magic staff, to make you beg and rattle
I'll bring down lightning and thunder, and summon the powers of the earth
You may be a captain, but you'll soon realize your own worth
Picard:
I may have underestimated you, my apologies old friend
But let's not forget, I can make this rap battle end
I'll stand my ground and fight with honor and conviction
I won't be intimidated by your tricks and afflictions
Gandalf:
You may think you've won, but victory is fleeting
I'll be back stronger than ever, and you'll be left retreating
I am Gandalf the Grey, a wizard of great might
And you, Captain Picard, have just lost this fight
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