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I am not here for your entertainment. If you are looking for sexual relations, keep your desires to yourself.

If you are interested in any aspect of science, particularly physics, don't hesitate to pm me.

Chatroom: The Cloud Chamber

- It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.

- If you cannot tell right from wrong then you lack empathy, not religion.

- "And you don't like bigots, bullies, snobs or hypocrites. Subconsciously there are many people you hate."
"Consciously, sir, consciously," Yossarian corrected in an effort to help. "I hate them consciously.”

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Acidic_Alex
Acidic_Alex: The circular motion of a washing machine condenses the laundry, thus creating micro black holes that absorb some of the socks and then disappear. That's the only logical theory I can think of.
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Finger5
Finger5: The Cleveland way is officially 109.5 miles but the half mile walk back to the bus stop makes it 110. If you like the outdoors you will like the Cleveland way, I've hiked parts of it many times and I'm still learning about the history. It's a peaceful place.
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Corwin
Corwin: #metric system lives matter
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Adite: Food that begins with the letters "th".
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fustler
fustler: Thunder fruit...

...that is beans made without onions. There's an enzyme in onions that mitigates the gas. Me and my brothers called plain beans... Oops!
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Finger5
Finger5: Don't use the w word before onions, that will be a crime when I come to power. Any aromatic fruit or veg is essential to life on my terms. Onion, garlic, chilli, ginger etc. It all has to go in the pot.
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Geoff
Geoff: Mike Tyson's favourite: thauthageth.
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Adite: No notes.
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Adite to kaitlouise4: Where now?
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kaitlouise4: Where you?
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Adite: Here, now.
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kaitlouise4 in reply to Adite: Where now?
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kaitlouise4: Where
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kaitlouise4: 👀
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Adite: Too much Zelda
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kaitlouise4: 👀
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Adite to kaitlouise4: Did you watch Eurovision?
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kaitlouise4: I forgot it was on tbh
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Adite
Adite: That's what you get with having such a daft timezone.
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kaitlouise4
kaitlouise4 in reply to Adite: It’s so far ahead of yours, you’re just jelly
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Adite to kaitlouise4: Apparently being Australian is now cool, thanks to an aesthetic called crikeycore.
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The_Ultimate_Aussie
The_Ultimate_Aussie: Fairy bread belongs in the depths of hell burning next to E.T and other abominations in gods eyes lol
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The_Ultimate_Aussie
The_Ultimate_Aussie: Also real Aussies dont simp on fairy bread or that vaginamite bs, we eat yellow cake uranium….got that fizzy zing to it.
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kaitlouise4
kaitlouise4: Fairy Bread is goated
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Adite to kaitlouise4: Apparently there is arguments about how to pronounce it?
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kaitlouise4: I have only ever heard it pronounced one way
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kaitlouise4: MY-LOW
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Adite: I will allow it
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Adite
Adite: ChatGPT Rap Battle: Picard v Gandalf

Picard:
Listen up, wizard, let me tell you something true
You may be old and wise, but I'm the captain of my crew
I lead the Enterprise, exploring the galaxy
While you sit in Middle-earth, smoking that pipe so casually

Gandalf:
You may have a starship, but don't underestimate my power
I wield a magic staff that can make even Sauron cower
I've faced Balrogs and dragons, and survived the darkest hour
So don't come at me with your Starfleet rank, you're just a human coward

Picard:
Listen up, wizard, I know this is rough
I may be a captain, but I can still strut my stuff
You may have magic, but I have a phaser gun
So don't mess with me, or you'll be done

Gandalf:
You speak of weapons, but you forget the truth
I have a staff, that can penetrate any brute
I've faced many foes, and I always come out on top
So don't underestimate me, or you'll be made to stop

Picard:
You talk a big game, but can you really back it up?
I've faced the Borg, Q, and many other challenges tough
I don't need a staff to defeat my foes, just my wits and my crew
So bring it on, wizard, let's see what you can really do

Gandalf:
Your ship may be fast, but can it take on a Balrog's fire?
I've battled demons and monsters, my power never to tire
I'm a force of nature, a wizard of immense might
So don't think for a second that you can win this fight

Picard:
I may be outmatched, but I won't back down from a challenge
My crew and I will fight to the end, no matter the damage
We're explorers and adventurers, seeking out new life and new civilizations
You may have magic, but we have the Federation's regulations

Gandalf:
Your rules and regulations won't save you in this battle
I'll use my magic staff, to make you beg and rattle
I'll bring down lightning and thunder, and summon the powers of the earth
You may be a captain, but you'll soon realize your own worth

Picard:
I may have underestimated you, my apologies old friend
But let's not forget, I can make this rap battle end
I'll stand my ground and fight with honor and conviction
I won't be intimidated by your tricks and afflictions

Gandalf:
You may think you've won, but victory is fleeting
I'll be back stronger than ever, and you'll be left retreating
I am Gandalf the Grey, a wizard of great might
And you, Captain Picard, have just lost this fight
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ZanderFla
ZanderFla: Those two actors are such great friends. I enjoy hearing their stories together
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BigAlNH
BigAlNH: AI's gonna put a lot of mediocre writers out of business

*signs up for LinkedIn and starts scanning the Help Wanted section*
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BigAlNH
BigAlNH in reply to fustler: *nods* And some people think dogs bark for no reason, smh
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The_Ultimate_Aussie
The_Ultimate_Aussie: The iconic bitey smile
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Yaayaah: woofy woos
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Adite: Spiders can’t swim, right?!?
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kaitlouise4 in reply to Adite: They definitely can
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The_Ultimate_Aussie
The_Ultimate_Aussie: Fv<k off where full 😂 id wooden boot this kvnt back over the big drink! Tho we do need nuclear, oh and more fluffy rabbits, preferably the non bitey rabid kind we have 😳
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Adite
Adite: He is almost always naked.
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BigAlNH in reply to Adite: Takes after his mommy
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Adite to kaitlouise4: I checked every single one of those damn replies, just to see you had posted the exact same emote on all of them.
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kaitlouise4: 🫣
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Adite: Even cursed Labradors are still cute.
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Acidic_Alex: https://youtube.com/shorts/o1K-N3k72Pc?feature=share
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Acidic_Alex: There you go! 🤣
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Zlad: A devious looking loaf.
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BigAlNH
BigAlNH: Eat 'em all! You need 'em!!
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Adite: Kindergarten-sized
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kaitlouise4:
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Adite: A poem about the double slit experiment, courtesy of Jim Al-Kahlili and ChatGPT:
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Adite: Next time, I'll just lie and claim full credit.
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Finger5
Finger5: I think I've seen the double slit experiment in porn...
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Quill01
Quill01: @Adite, thanks for posting, I like it
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Adite to SourGlitch: I had McDs yesterday.

I think we got your fries. They gave us extra.
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SourGlitch: English fries
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SourGlitch: Pizza pie
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