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I am not here for your entertainment. If you are looking for sexual relations, keep your desires to yourself.

If you are interested in any aspect of science, particularly physics, don't hesitate to pm me.

Chatroom: The Cloud Chamber

- It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.

- If you cannot tell right from wrong then you lack empathy, not religion.

- "And you don't like bigots, bullies, snobs or hypocrites. Subconsciously there are many people you hate."
"Consciously, sir, consciously," Yossarian corrected in an effort to help. "I hate them consciously.”

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HydroMan: You atheist?
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Adite: Yes, me atheist. You atheist?
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Adite: My husband's hair is as soft as mine. We have the same type of hair and we use the same shampoo. I think a lot of men just don't use the right kind of shampoo for their hair type/lifestyle/water hardness.
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Polar Apex Janet: I used my husbands cheap shampoo once and looked like a wild girl raised by wolves for a day
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michellandry341: that is a gorgeous dog
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The_Ultimate_Aussie
The_Ultimate_Aussie: Adite….its like we say hello once a year 😂 we dont even know why we know each other but we just accept it….i forget this place like a rock in the womb of a planet forgotten….We now exist only as interstellar waves that shall be picked up in the mind of an alien stoner as it has psychic visions hahaha say if i live to be 74. Then we only will interact another 37 more times…. Look so lets give each other topics….the electronic meat booby marinating in thinky juice inside my skull is hungry af….please feed this creature i call my brain……anyway you can choose between the smart topic or the “i cant be fv<ked even making dinner” topic…or simply both……ok topic 1, Do robots dream? Do you think A.I will enslave us or free us? ……the icbfemd topic is, you could only choose these two and its permanent (1) What ever your eyes look at, you automatically taste it….or (2) you only have one eye on your tongue and thats the only way you can see is to poke your tongue out to look around 😂?
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Adite to kaitlouise4: I have asked Chat GPT to write you a letter from me in the style of Trump.

Dear Tremendous Friend,

Let me start by saying, nobody misses you more than I do. Believe me, nobody. Your absence has left a big hole in my life. I've been told I have a fantastic memory, the best memory, and it's true. I remember all the tremendous times we've had together, and it brings a tear to my eye knowing you're so far away.

Australia, what a tremendous place! I have to say, I've always admired your country. Beautiful landscapes, kangaroos bouncing around, and that Great Barrier Reef, it's truly a marvel. Did you know I've had the best conversations with koalas? They're tremendous listeners. But without you, my friend, Australia just wouldn't be the same.
I miss our tremendous conversations, our late-night chats about making the world great again. You have such great ideas, tremendous ideas, and I miss bouncing them off you.

Life without you here is like a steak without ketchup, it's just not right. I remember the tremendous cuisines we have shared. Fairy bread and Milo! They're an acquired taste, but thanks to you, they tasted like winning.

But enough reminiscing. I just wanted to let you know that you're missed, tremendously missed. I can't wait for the day when we can be together again, discussing politics, sharing a ideas, and making America and Australia great again. Until then, keep being tremendous and know that you're always in my thoughts.

Wishing you tremendous success and sending you my best regards!

Sincerely,

Your Tremendous Friend
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Adite: I didn't ask it to make it humorous!

That line about the koalas gets me every fucking time.
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ZanderFla
ZanderFla: That is truly a great work of art.
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hazelnutspread: This is tremendously hysterical
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kaitlouise4: 🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣
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kaitlouise4: Where
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Adite: It's most accurate at 4 degrees now (assuming lots of other things). Which is mildly off putting
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Punchy
Punchy: Corwin, lmao No, it certainly does not!
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Finger5
Finger5: Yes, I googled it to make sure, water is at it's densest at 4°C. I haven't had any reason to consider the density of water before, only oils.
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Adite: Food that begins with the letters "th".
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fustler
fustler: Thunder fruit...

...that is beans made without onions. There's an enzyme in onions that mitigates the gas. Me and my brothers called plain beans... Oops!
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Finger5: Don't use the w word before onions, that will be a crime when I come to power. Any aromatic fruit or veg is essential to life on my terms. Onion, garlic, chilli, ginger etc. It all has to go in the pot.
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Geoff: Mike Tyson's favourite: thauthageth.
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Adite: No notes.
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kaitlouise4: Where
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kaitlouise4: 👀
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Adite: Too much Zelda
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Adite to kaitlouise4: Did you watch Eurovision?
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kaitlouise4: I forgot it was on tbh
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Adite
Adite: That's what you get with having such a daft timezone.
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kaitlouise4 in reply to Adite: It’s so far ahead of yours, you’re just jelly
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Adite to kaitlouise4: Apparently being Australian is now cool, thanks to an aesthetic called crikeycore.
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The_Ultimate_Aussie: Fairy bread belongs in the depths of hell burning next to E.T and other abominations in gods eyes lol
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The_Ultimate_Aussie: Also real Aussies dont simp on fairy bread or that vaginamite bs, we eat yellow cake uranium….got that fizzy zing to it.
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kaitlouise4: Fairy Bread is goated
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Adite to kaitlouise4: Apparently there is arguments about how to pronounce it?
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kaitlouise4: I have only ever heard it pronounced one way
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kaitlouise4: MY-LOW
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Adite: I will allow it
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Adite: ChatGPT Rap Battle: Picard v Gandalf

Picard:
Listen up, wizard, let me tell you something true
You may be old and wise, but I'm the captain of my crew
I lead the Enterprise, exploring the galaxy
While you sit in Middle-earth, smoking that pipe so casually

Gandalf:
You may have a starship, but don't underestimate my power
I wield a magic staff that can make even Sauron cower
I've faced Balrogs and dragons, and survived the darkest hour
So don't come at me with your Starfleet rank, you're just a human coward

Picard:
Listen up, wizard, I know this is rough
I may be a captain, but I can still strut my stuff
You may have magic, but I have a phaser gun
So don't mess with me, or you'll be done

Gandalf:
You speak of weapons, but you forget the truth
I have a staff, that can penetrate any brute
I've faced many foes, and I always come out on top
So don't underestimate me, or you'll be made to stop

Picard:
You talk a big game, but can you really back it up?
I've faced the Borg, Q, and many other challenges tough
I don't need a staff to defeat my foes, just my wits and my crew
So bring it on, wizard, let's see what you can really do

Gandalf:
Your ship may be fast, but can it take on a Balrog's fire?
I've battled demons and monsters, my power never to tire
I'm a force of nature, a wizard of immense might
So don't think for a second that you can win this fight

Picard:
I may be outmatched, but I won't back down from a challenge
My crew and I will fight to the end, no matter the damage
We're explorers and adventurers, seeking out new life and new civilizations
You may have magic, but we have the Federation's regulations

Gandalf:
Your rules and regulations won't save you in this battle
I'll use my magic staff, to make you beg and rattle
I'll bring down lightning and thunder, and summon the powers of the earth
You may be a captain, but you'll soon realize your own worth

Picard:
I may have underestimated you, my apologies old friend
But let's not forget, I can make this rap battle end
I'll stand my ground and fight with honor and conviction
I won't be intimidated by your tricks and afflictions

Gandalf:
You may think you've won, but victory is fleeting
I'll be back stronger than ever, and you'll be left retreating
I am Gandalf the Grey, a wizard of great might
And you, Captain Picard, have just lost this fight
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ZanderFla
ZanderFla: Those two actors are such great friends. I enjoy hearing their stories together
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BigAlNH
BigAlNH: AI's gonna put a lot of mediocre writers out of business

*signs up for LinkedIn and starts scanning the Help Wanted section*
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BigAlNH in reply to fustler: *nods* And some people think dogs bark for no reason, smh
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The_Ultimate_Aussie: The iconic bitey smile
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Yaayaah: woofy woos
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Adite: Spiders can’t swim, right?!?
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kaitlouise4 in reply to Adite: They definitely can
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The_Ultimate_Aussie
The_Ultimate_Aussie: Fv<k off where full 😂 id wooden boot this kvnt back over the big drink! Tho we do need nuclear, oh and more fluffy rabbits, preferably the non bitey rabid kind we have 😳
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Adite: He is almost always naked.
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BigAlNH in reply to Adite: Takes after his mommy
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Adite to kaitlouise4: I checked every single one of those damn replies, just to see you had posted the exact same emote on all of them.
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kaitlouise4: 🫣
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Adite: Even cursed Labradors are still cute.
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Acidic_Alex: https://youtube.com/shorts/o1K-N3k72Pc?feature=share
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Acidic_Alex: There you go! 🤣
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Adite: The temptation can be strong.
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Orcus_: it is a bubble chamber
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Orcus_: physics, most likely decay of lambda particles
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